Danny Gokey. You probably know him as the “chubby glasses wearin’ dork who made it to the Top 12 on American Idol.” But exactly how many pairs of glasses does one person need? We’ve carefully analyzed the footage, and discovered he’s worn at least SIX different pairs on his short stint on Idol so far. What gives? Is he fucking someone at Lenscrafters?
(If we’re missing any, let us know. We’ll keep a running tally and update as necessary.)