Stupid Adam Lambert Items For Sale On Ebay
I just posted this over at Pophangover, but figured I should post it over here as well. Anyone who knows me knows I loathe Adam Lambert with the fire of 10,000 suns. That can only mean one thing: he’s definitely going to be this year’s American Idol winner (I hated David Cook equally as passionately last year, and look what happened). Therefore, it is with an incredibly high level of nausea that I present to you this list of ridiculous Adam Lambert items currently for sale on eBay:
One question: does it come with a grease stain from Adam Lambert’s head?
Nothing says “nighty night” like the sight of Adam Lambert’s crotch glowing on your wall.
How about this gorgeous Adam Lambert mousepad? Look how nicely his eyeliner brings out the pink lettering.
I guarantee you’ll never get robbed while carrying this Adam Lambert purse, since it screams “I HAVE NO CLASS AND OWN NOTHING WORTH STEALING.”
Low-end pizza plates, emblazoned with Lambert’s face and fashioned into earrings. I’ll take two!