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ALEXIS GRACE Kicked Off American Idol

Michael Sarver and Alexis Grace were the bottom two, but Alexis was voted off American Idol on tonight’s episode. Earlier in the episode, Randy Jackson couldn’t remember Alexis’ name and referred to her as “ALLISON.” Yeah. If a judge can’t even remember your name at this stage in the game, you’re pretty much screwed. Have fun playing […]

American Idol Season 8: Grand Ole Opry Recap (3/17/09)

When it comes to American Idol, few words are as cringe inducing as “Grand Ole Opry Night.” This year was no exception. Who was the best? Who was the worst? I’m Jillian Madison…  let’s do this. TOP 11: Grand Ole Opry Night with Randy Travis (3/17/09) Michael Sarver kicked off the show, with his awful, twangy version […]

A Friendly Reminder: Adam Lambert Sucks (Straight Or Gay)

Let me spell it out for you: Adam Lambert is a douche, regardless of his sexual orientation. And furthermore, DISLIKING ADAM LAMBERT DOES NOT MAKE YOU HOMOPHOBIC. It only means you HAVE WORKING EARS. A few more points to drive it home: Adam Lambert? SUCKS! Elton John? DOESN’T SUCK. Adam Lambert? SUCKS! Melissa Etheridge? DOESN’T SUCK. […]

JASMINE MURRAY and JORGE NUNEZ voted off American Idol

Jasmine Murray and Jorge Nunez were voted off American Idol tonight (3/11/09). Jasmine: pretty, but forgettable. Jorge: nice guys finish LAST. Bye bye. There is a slight twist to the voting this year. There is now a lame JUDGES SAVE – which they can use to once during the competition to save one contestant from […]

American Idol Season 8: Top 13 Episode Recap (3/10/09)

Finally, the auditions and semi-finals are over. I never thought they’d end. Two people are going home tomorrow. Who’s it going to be? Let’s go over tonight’s performances. TOP 13: Michael Jackson Night (3/10/09) LIL’ ROUNDS kicked off the show with “The Way You Make Me Feel.” Her voice was decent, but her clothes were hideous. Come […]

Anoop Desai: Slumdog Idol

Anoop “Unibrow” Desai totally bombed with his rendition of “Beat It” on tonight’s American Idol Top 13 show. Full episode recap coming soon!

EXCLUSIVE: 1-866-IDOLS-13 IS A PORN HOTLINE – OOPS!

This year, American Idol has a top 13 instead of a top 12… and there’s one tiny problem: THE MORONIC PRODUCERS FORGOT TO SECURE THE 1-866-IDOLS-13 PHONE NUMBER FOR VOTING PURPOSES. If you dial 1-866-Idols-13, as of right now, 7 hours before showtime, you get a very NSFW sultry message from a porn hotline. Absolutely hysterical. Pophangover Exclusive: […]