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AMERICAN IDOL FINALE: Results Show Live Blog (5/20/09)
Published on: May 20, 2009 – 7:00 pm by Jillian Madison 
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This is it, guys! The final live blog of the season! Tonight’s bloated results show will be 2 hours and 7 minutes long, so prepare thyselves for a long night of boredom and lame performances (a Steve Martin song? Really?)
Last night’s Kris Allen vs Adam Lambert sing-off was the least watched American Idol finale since the first season. That confirms what we’ve been saying all along: this has been the worst season, with the least interesting and least talented contestants, in the history of the show.
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8:05: Kara DioGuardi’s legacy – overusing the word “sweetie.”
8:06: Why the hell are Kris and Adam wearing all white? Did they die? Is this ghost Idol? Or did they suddenly get lucrative careers as house painters?
Horrible ex-Idol contestant montage #1. Perfect time to get up and grab a snack. Or kill yourselves. Either one.
8:15: David Cook’s singing some slow, boring song with lots of adjectives and biblical references in it. If you’ve never heard it before, it’s probably because the song is so awful that the radio stations refused to play it. Nice to see he still has his signature greasy combover, and silver studded belt from Claire’s though.
One of the We Hate Idol commenters pointed out that David Cook and Kate Gosselin have damn similar haircuts:
8:25: Lil Rounds is looking FIERCE. Queen Latifah, however, has NO business wearing that black spandex unitard. AHH, LATIFAH CAMELTOE! Look away! Save yourselves! I don’t even wanna know what’s under that zipper.
8:40: Kris Allen and Keith Urban are singing “Kiss A Girl” – and even though the twang sounds of country music make my brain feel like it’s being boiled in oil, I have to admit they are pretty good together. Sounds far better than anything Lambert has done all season, that’s for sure.
8:45: World’s worst GLAMOROUS performance from the female Idol rejects. Megan Joy is still doing her twisty-turny baby dance. Fergie doesn’t sound so hot, either. If there was ever a time for Randy to bring back his “Pitchy, dawg, pitchy” critique, that time is NOW.
8:49: What the hell does Fergie have on her right hand? It looks like the world’s cheapest Wolverine costume.
8:52: Another look back at past contestants. Oh, look. Bikini girl. Remember when Kara DioGuardi was funny and feisty? For those 3 minutes? The good ol’ days.
8:53: Bikini Girl got a boob job! Her new fake tits are 2 inches below her chin and they look so gross!
8:55: Bikini Girl and Kara DioGuardi are having a sing-off on stage, to Mariah Carey’s “Vision Of Love.” Kara can sing, I’ll give her that! She sounds great. And personally, I think she’s 500x hotter than Bikini Girl, even though she’s at least 10+ years older. Ooh, drama: Kara ripped open her dress at the end, in the funniest Idol moment of the season. Ryan Seacrest said the judges dared her to do it, and since she did, they’ll be donating money to her favorite charity.
9:05: Danny Gokey is now bastardizing “Hello” by Lionel Richie, one of the most classing songs of all time. Of course, he has a new pair of glasses. “Hello? Is this awful performance over yet?” Nope! Now Lionel Richie is on stage, wearing all black, with a long black trenchcoat, like a rejected extra from the set of The Matrix. If this is Lionel Richie’s new song, it blows.
9:16: What the hell is Lambert wearing? Did he just get his ass kicked by Tina Turner in Mad Max’s Thunderdome? What an attractive look – shoulder boobs. So special. He looks like a moron.
9:17: KISS is on stage singing with Adam. I may get flamed for this, but I think KISS sucks ass. I hate their music, and their schtick is tired and lame. Nothing says “pathetic” quite like senior citizens smashing guitars in platform shoes and face makeup.
9:28: Tacky Santana music montage. Wake me when it’s over. Oh, Heather Locklear is iin the audience, and her face is looking awfully plastic-y!
9:31: Adam and Kris just got new Ford Fusions. And 3 of my gay friends already sent me instant messages saying “no self respecting gay man would be caught dead in a Ford Fusion.” Sorry, Lambert! What I want to know is, who the hell filmed that Ford Focus segment? Why was the camera so shaky? I need a Quaalude.
9:40: Danger! Danger! Scott Macintyre is alone and unattended on stage!
9:41: Rod Stewart is now on stage singing “Maggie.” Call your moms, quick. They’d love this shit. Everyone else, NOT SO MUCH. Why the hell is he here? What is he promoting? What’s wrong with his left leg? DOES HE HAVE A WOODEN LEG???
9:46: TATIANA DEL TORO should have been on this season for the sheer entertainment value alone. She just won the Golden Idol for Outstanding Female Performance. She had it in the bag. Tatiana, we’re saving all our love for your Idol tryouts next season.
9:54: This “We Are The Champions” Queen montage is corny, just like Glambert. It’s been 2 hours. Let’s just have the damn results already.
100 million people voted and the American Idol winner is KRIS ALLEN!!!!!!!! HE DID IT! Cocky Adam Glambert thought he had it in the bag! Phenomenal. I feel like it’s New Year’s Eve. Kris defied the odds. The producers and the judges did their best to promote Glambert as much as possible, but they failed. Kris was more talented. Kris was more genuine. And in the end, the right man won.
Thanks for a great season, everybody! We will be back in January, covering the next season of American Idol. We’ll see you then!
-WE HATE IDOL
Ok, let’s go back through the season and recap Paula’s drug induced slurring of words that aren’t really words. Awww, just kidding, Paula. Who loves ya? Am I really going to sit through the whole 2 hours? Ghost Hunters is on, you know.
This is all very Brady Bunchesque, ala “It’s a Sunshine Day”.
good lord… top 13, they sound like $hit
Poor blind guy, if he could only see how dumb he looks.
Dude, you are a jerk faced asshole.
Haha, Jillian, I’m opting for the bullet, well, maybe a snack first, then the bullet. Wow, where can I get me a ticket to go see them live and in concert? Awwww, poor Jorge. I’m surprised that the actually collected the money and flew him over there for the finale.
Oh lord, this is horrible. why 2 hours… american idle.
Seriously, Yentze. Couldn’t they condense all this shit into a 1/2 hour show?
cook’s wispy bangs. lol. NASTY.
his song is so boring.
is this christian rock?
i mean fo’ real ‘yo, all we need is like a 5 minute show. they could have wrapped this shit up in a commercial.
I actually don’t mind David Cook, I voted for him last year. At least he isn’t a major tool like the rest of the AI winners.
Still sounds better than Jizzbert.
what is he singing, cook, that is. I mean that was dreadful.
Ok i got my bottle of spumante and i’m ready. The group number. CRAP. David Cook. CRAP. NEXT!
David Cook and Kate Gosselin have the same haircut.
David Cook’s hair is teased. You’re going bald, buddy. Own it. The combover isn’t working.
Lol to the Claire’s reference, Allison. I would have guessed Hot Topic.
LMAO vomit. THEY DO.
Adam looks like a Hot Topic threw up all over him.
damn cookie has so much teased hairspray in his hair, i bet there is an ozone hole above his head. (ba-dum-chaaaaa)
These guys are only slightly worse than the finalists.
LOL Saul. May I suggest instantrimshot.com
NORMUND!!!! He is a hot piece.
Looking back, I wish they would have kept some of these freaks, at least it would have been more interesting. Whooohoooo, go Norman. Schwing.
Rofl Norman is godly
sooo obvious that “NORMAN” was paid to generate “fun”. Now, im not saying this is fun…but many LAME assed americans consider this shit FUN.
is that Lil????
Normon IS godly. Lil is still Lil.
wait wait…the QUEEN is wearing what????
oh hale it’s tha QUEEN. U-N-I-T-Y y’all.
Sooo… Whose arse is bigger?
I wonder if anyone would notice if I showed up to work tomorrow in one of those outfits.
i think Lil just dropped like 40 lbs from the start of the comp…for real?
Latifah is an amazon.
Looks like QUeen Latifah took all of Lil Rounds’ extra weight. Lil Rounds is lookin good.
All’s I can say is Queen, THANK GOD FOR SPANX!
And is Paula wearing a mermaid costume?
Vomit, well, casual Friday is coming up @ my office, i can try it out for you?
Seriously, this site is hysterical. The blog posts, the commenters, I wish I found it sooner. Keep it up! I’ll be back next year!
I’m waiting for Jillian to put a large pic of Queen’s cameltoe. Thanks in advance!!
LOL Yentze, let me know how it works out.
I didn’t get a shot of her camel toe! I had to look away!
Anoop looks like a cotton candy man at the carnival.
ANOOP is POOP!
What is the blond wearing on her FINGER?
There’s my MAJOR CRUSH. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE JASON MRAZ.
This song just makes me angry.
Squid, don’t make me come over there. Please don’t be hatin’ on Jason.
I’s sowwy!
omg they sure love to waste everyone’s damn time don’t they!
The little tweenies are getting all creamy right now, I bet, Kris wanting to kiss a girl and all. Will we hear those words out of Adam’s mouth? Stay tuned
Kris reminds me of Popeye when he sings.
Ahahaha, Stacy London, that’s a good one! You should have Clinton Kelly doin up Adam’s fashion.
Only thing Lambert want’s to do with a girl is go shoe shopping.
Squid, sometimes you need a sissy to tell you what’s pretty.
Was the group number modeled after this wendy’s commercial?
haha– never hear glambert sing KISSED A GIRL.
maybe MAGIC STICK?
Vomit, I don’t know, but that coffee thing looked good. Carb overload.
Bird Girl!!! I miss her. Don’t miss that Jasmine, tho.
LIL is wearing a Josephine Baker-ish number there… She should have done the bananas instead.
OOWWWWW my EARS!!!
God, Fergie sucks. I can’t stand her.
Fergus is AWFUL & FUG. And how old is this song? sheesh. This ho is dated.
damn.
What was that in the audience? Was that bird girl?
Fergie sounds like SHIT.
I would like one of those optical trippy bodysuits the dancers are wearing
IS THIS WHAT YOU KIDS CALL MUSIC NOWADAYS????
is Fergie wearing chinese finger cuffs?
Vomit, would you wear that to work? Or just “play”?
I’m finding this whole thing rather disturbing.
yo, im so 3008 you so 2000 late. HAA
Randy is sporting his new Orville Redenbacher suit line.
Work of course!
Squid, I bet he sent in 100 proofs of purchase for that bowtie.
LOL, vomit. Tatiana will be up soon, I’m going to go get my tiara, BRB.
this award stuff is bullshit.
But DADDY, I want fake boobs, and I want them NOW
Bikini Girl Katrina Darrell is an ugly whore. Look how fake her tits are.
Katrina was finally able to afford her bewbs!
what a skanky whore.
She seems lovely.
However she should have gotten a nose job.
wait, and she cant even sing. LAUGHING SO HARD
Oh, well, this is epic. This should go down in the annals of television history. I hope that little twit has a “wardrobe malfunction”. Make it stop
hahahah look at these two yeast infections fighting over the vagina trophy!
kara was great. that was the best part of the evening.
Jillian, I DO remember when Kara was an ok kinda chick. That was so 19 weeks ago, tho.
kara can sing and she looks hot in a bikini
it was funny seeing katrina submit like my younger cat does to the older cat knowing she wouldn’t win.
I have 3 kats (they’re from the street, so they’re kats with a k) and my girl kitty beats the crap out of my boy kats.
what the hell is randy wearing? he looks like a chocalte penguin with a bright red stupid bow tie
I’m just glad they didn’t have bikini girl do the duet with queen latifa.
shut up allison….
I don’t care what anyone says, I like Cyndi.
I wonder if Cyndi is one the the drunk ones tonight.
As a person, I should have said. Not as a singer, not anymore. How 1983.
thank god i never have to look at Alison’s RED HAIR again
I like how Cyndi is sitting on the chair with her legs like that, like she’s one of the “kids”.
whatever cyindi is smoking…. I want some
Cyndi is a hot bitch. I loved the video to this song.
Every time i see or hear Cyndi it makes me want to watch The Goonies.
Daf I think you have to sit like that when your heels are six inches high.
i have respect for cyndi.
i dont like this performance at all tho. what is she wrapped in mummy pants?
cyndis instrument is awesome
Daft, and me too. I’m at the point in my life that I’ll smoke just about anything if it fogs up this so called reality.
kris’s dad is a douche
Q-PON!
Oh snaps. Mrs. Allen went on a “Pretty Woman” shopping spree on Rodeo.
OMG, that pic of bikini girl. Did she sit in a toaster oven for a couple of hours?
laughing hard at all the comments abt Cyndi’s sitting style.
Oh hale no they aren’t bringing out the Lionel. I’mma kill someone!
I FREAKING SAY Q-PON. In fact, I think it’s wrong to say COO-pon. You people are all WRONG WRONG WRONG. Danny BonaDouchie is on now.
OH look its danny with another old man song…… ITS NOT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR
Viva la Q-pon! I say it loud and proud haha!
gokey is like a super bad MUZAK track.
Aww, this is sweet. Danny BonaDouchie and Nicole’s dad.
lionel richie looks like his face was stretched, and danny just looks happy to be on stage
ALL NIGHT LONG Y’ALL!
omg danny is corny
If they’re going to party and “fiesta’, I got some Taco Bell Q-pons here I’m not gonna use.
ok…half overrrrr
that was hell to listen too
Fourth meal fiesta gurrrl.
am i the only one that wants kris to win, because he is the lesser of two terrible singers?
Another whole hour of this? oh dear.
Don’t you guys think it would be a better show if all the rejects and weirdos and no-talents actually got to be on the show and we got to vote for the most untalented and awful performer? I bet the ratings would sky rocket.
Jillian I too was thinking Lionel was trying to pull a Morpheus to Adam’s Trinity
i agree with dafeedil, we should just listen to the funny bad singers, instead of the corny singers trying to be good
No Daft, not at all. I actually like Kris, and I do have a little bit of a tard crush on him, I guess, and I really am an adult, and a married one at that. We DON’T, HOWEVER, WANT GLAMBERT TO WIN.
The photos on this site are PRICELESS. love it!
I forgot to say, I voted for Kris as much as I felt like last night. I do hope he wins, but I have a feeling it’s awfully close, and not in a good way.
ok well i shouldnt say hes terrible after he sang that amazing rendition of heartless, but i will say he needs alot of work. And I hope adam never sings again, ive heard enough of him
Aren’t they, Jenna? I don’t know how Jillian gets them up there so fast. She must be magical or something.
JILLIAN, ADAM AS A KID HAD JAZZ HANDS!!
Teehee, Paula told Adam to take it all in.
i will never be able to forget how katy perry promoted adam, that was terrible
OH MY GOD
LOL he looks like a gay shredder from ninja turtles
he’s gonna be playin with the boys all night…lol
I was thinking more like a Hellraiser character. I can’t believe he actually sang a song about a girl.
what is he wearing…glambert
I think poor Jillian has been renedered speechless up there.
kiss sucks and adams sucks
hahaha, that was my thought EXACTLY…he sure is playing with the boys.
i have lost any respect that i had for KISS.
BOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOO
Adam is such a cliché it’s not even funny. I’ve said before he is as unique as a mcdonald’s cheeseburger. I went to art school and dudes like this are a dime a dozen. He has done nothing particularly special to impress me. I don’t think he belongs on Idol especially. If he was THAT good, conisidering what he’s already been doing, he’d have been discovered on his own merits instead of entering a karaoke contest.
those shoes, maybe he’s snap his C7and it will all be done.
hes so old he can barely swing that guitar, and why does adam always scream
Dear KISS, hairy manboobs are not sexy at this stage in your career.
vomit, they may be to adam
Oh, Vomit. Thank you for those words, the same I’ve been saying this whole competition. If Glambert was that good, someone in the “industry” would have gotten him a long time ago. He’s been in musical theater for years, why didn’t somebody snatch (teehee) him up then?
I’m quoting Jillian here “Nothing says “pathetic” quite like senior citizens in platform shoes and face makeup”.
DO YOU HEAR THAT MOM, DO YOU HEAR IT?????
LMAO holy shit i’m laughing so hard i almost spilled my wine. GOD NO!
lmao … shoulder boobs
OMG, DON’T SPILL THE WINE, VOMIT. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Can we just get BEYOND THUNDERDOME?!
can ryan seacrest be any less funny?
This is the worst crap idol has ever done. KISS?! they should rename themselves to BLOW. and make Tardbert a permanent member. And why was that tart wearing a birdcage?
Oh, yeah Ryan, the ball was dropping. Mine did, and I don’t even got none.
this is gonna be good. Carlos santana is a god
I like how matt won’t even leave the house without his hat on now.
The kids in the audience Don’t even seem to know who Santana is…
I was just going to say, thank you for letting Santana play alone. NEVER MIND. There goes my like of “Black Magic Woman” . They’re ruining fucking everything for me.
matt, rockin out in his members only jacket. errrr.
Like seven inches “in” the midday sun?
kris was good in this, but matt needs to go home… forever
Good idea, let’s forget about it.
do you think santana required them to wear all red? lame.
these music videos are pathetic and crappy
The blind dude (I can’t remember his name) is up there looking around like nobody told him where the camera was gonna be. I almost felt bad for him. But holy crap do they suck really bad together.
Adam always faking like he’s going to cry. I do want to hear Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats though. Hopefully they roll it out later.
Adam can take the fellas to the In-n-Out burger in his new car
lol i was thinking the same thing as HAHAHAH, he looked so ackward
“Here have a car, soon to be rich guys!”
King Tut would have been a better choice Steve!
Steve Martin playing a banjo?!
wow they got cars. FORDS. SOOOO LUCKY! Im so jealous*
*NOT
Megan sounds like one of the bad singers from the auditions, how did she make it this far?
Sarver blows. Megan still kinda sucks. Lol Jellicle Cat. Hopefully I’ll get Jellicle Cats stuck in my head, it will push out all this crap I’ve been hearing tonight.
so someone actually said: LETS GET STEVE MARTIN TO PLAY THE BANJO
Ryan seacrest needs to stop asking people such ackward questions, hes a terrible host
So who is going to go out and buy the new Steve Martin CD?
steve martin is awesome im buying his cd
FIX. OR. REPAIR. DAILY. …FORD
Does anyone else feel like little bits of themselves are dying, piece by little piece? Like you’re souls being drained, one little drip at a time? Or is it just me?
Oh Christ. Shoot me NOW. Rockin Rod??? Really???
Is Rod Stewart going to come out HMMM????
dafeedil its even worse then that. I know my soul is being destroyed, but i cant help but watch
Hahah daf, I dunno what I’m doing. It gives me an excuse to drink.
KISS and Adam make perfect sense together…five guys who aren’t nearly as interesting without their makeup.
We feel that way, Daf. Holy crap, Scott Macintyre is on stage and has no clue where to go.
anoops hair lip is baaaaaaaaaad. of course they gave adam his last scream
Awwww, shit. I give up. Rod? Really? OMG
It really does show your age, doesn’t it Rod. What a fossil.
christ rod stewart sounds HORRIBLEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I think Rod needs a walker. With tennis balls at the feet too.
who else thinks that rod is drunk
holy shit. rod stewart does look like he has a wooden left leg.
Rod’s mullet is “forever young.”
im tired of seeing paulas old woman cleevage and crazy woman dance moves
I missed poor Scott being left alone on stage. I’ve been turning away from the screen a lot, tho. Momma always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun.
adam is amazing, yall need to stop hating
Rod Stewart sounds like he’s got some pos nasal drip going on.
Daft, I think it’s best to leave Paula’s cleevage out of it. It seems to have a mind of it’s own. TATIANA TATIANA TATIANA. WHERE’S MY TIARA? WHERE’S TATIANA??
do they pick terrible acts to try and make Adam sound better? doesn’t work.
lol nonhater if you like adam, you must hate this sites reveiws
I KNOW TATIANA WILL WIN THIS!!!!!
was that last girl adam lambert in a disguise?
Here comes Tatiana!
TATIANA IS IN IT TO WIN IT!
IT’S LIKE THE HEAVENS OPENED UP AND DOWN CAME TATIANA!!! I LOVE HER!!!!
where’s tatianna’s award….
wow that act was really convincing……
I’ve saved all my love for her. She’s my poster child for sanity and stability.
wow shes better then adam
this is so lame… so fake, with the body guards. gimme a break.
I’m surprised she didn’t trip in those heels.
I agree with you, Jillian, Tatiana should have made it through.
I quit smoking April 7 and have been pretty good, but why do I have this almost uncontrollable urge for a cigarette?
its almost time to announce the winner. I hope its kris…. but i know it wont be
only one is victorious you douche
Glambert is going to win, and I hate hate hate to say it. I love you Monkey Boy, and I voted as many times as I could.
I want to hug Monkey boy to my chest and keep him safe from that big bad Adam.
Man I want to watch Revenge of the Nerds now.
adams obnoxious voice overpowers kris’s
queen cover band. cornnnnn-ay
Oh, shit, just get on with it. Give the queen his crown and let’s be done with this tripe.
why is there another commercial after 2 minutes
I don’t know, Daft, can I bum a smoke from someone?
this is geared toward GLAMMMMMSBERT
As a self-respecting gay man I can honestly say that I don’t know why anyone WOULDN’T take a free car when it was given to them, no matter what it was. And I don’t know what being gay has to do with what kind of car you drive anyway…
With that said, I hate everything that Adam has done tonight.
Wow, Effin’ Adam!, where the hell did that come from?
Of course they’d take the car. But they wouldn’t drive it. Sorry honey, you must live home alone in your mom’s basement.
Remember that one song adam sang and it was really great? Me either.
My mom said that Rod Stewartwas doing the 80s version of the stanky legg….
FINALLY
I could use a free car right now. Oh shit here we go.
“9:31: Adam and Kris just got new Ford Fusions. And 3 of my gay friends already sent me instant messages saying “no self respecting gay man would be caught dead in a Ford Fusion.” Sorry, Lambert! What I want to know is, who the hell filmed that Ford Focus segment? Why was the camera so shaky? I need a Quaalude.”
That’s where it came from
Oh, I get it Effin’, lol
WHO THE FUCK IS EDWARD BOTTINGTON. WHO CARES
Oh shit
Seriously 100million? LIES!
It would be funny if the envelope said steve martin
Michael, why must I live in my mom’s basement? Because I dislike stereotypes and think that as gay men we should try NOT to stereotype ourselves, as it makes it okay for straight people to do?
YAAAAAAAAAA
MOTHERFUCKER YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP
WOOO HOOOOOOOOO
I am actually crying right now!! WHOOOOHOOOOOOO!!
OMG YAAA
SING HEARTLESSS
VICTORY IS MINE!
LOL simon is SOOOO mad
NICE. 10-4 JUSTICE SERVEDDDDDD
OH YEAH…
FUCK YOU MADDAM LAMBERT
why is this his song? HE CANT SING THAT HIGH JEEEZ
Oh, how all the Adam tards must feel like CRAP. THANK YOU KRIS, I LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU!!!
More confetti please!
i think it was adam’s song. hahaha
Quoting Jillian here: 100 million people voted and the American Idol winner is KRIS ALLEN!!!!!!!! HE DID IT! Cocky Adam Glambert thought he had it in the bag! Phenomenal. I feel like it’s New Year’s Eve.
You said it honey!!!!!
ya this song was clearly written for adam
well see you all in january
I think the internet spontaneously combusted after that. Excellent work everyone.
WE DID IT, GUYS! Way to go. You are all hysterical – and I really enjoyed live blogging with you. Thanks for the fun!
I for one would LOVE to thank the very very funny Jillian for giving us a place in this world of Glambert fans to actually be able to anti-tard him. I’ve had so many laughs here, I hate for it to end. I do visit Pophangover all the time, but this is the place where all the peeps that love to hate the idiots on AI. I still can’t freaking believe Kris won!! Whoohoooo.
WE HATE IDOL supported Kris Allen, and he won. I think you may have had at least a small part in his win. Congratulations on a fabulous site. Your photos and commentary are hysterical. And I will be back next year!!!
Thank you Jillian. I’ve got some rubbing in some faces to do!! Whooohoooo!!!
Thank you Jillian Madison, thank you We Hate Idol! This is literally the only place on the internet that people who hated Adam Lambert could go to vent about him. The look on Glambert’s face when he lost was priceless. I loved it.
I will be back for next season and will continue to follow your writing on your other websites. I think you are so funny!
Jillian, vomit, dafeedil, daft, and the rest of the commenters, thanx for the laughs. I was here reading every week, though not commenting very often – and just wanted to say i always found myself agreeing with your thoughts. Looking forwad to AI in 2010!
You’s know that Kris is gonna have the suckier career now? Wow you’s are stupid. Reverse psychology people, ever hear about it? Adam has escaped the evil producers, and is free to a better life and career. ADAM HAS TRULY WON.
You keep telling yourself that, Chives, if that will make you feel better. ADAM WAS THE LOOOOOSER. THE LOOOOSER!
Oh, jeez, here we go with the “it’s a good thing Adam didn’t win” blablablabla spcheel. Now he can feel free to prance about the country showing everyone his “music theater” side.
Whatevs. That bitch still has a contract with the head honchos. So he will be just as forgotten in a year as Kris. Don’t worry Adam tards.
No Dafeedil. Adam will have the ability to prance around the country being himself. He can finally be free and be his drag queen, spandex-wearing, glittery self. And maybe it’s a good thing he didn’t win afterall, because maybe he will be able to release more “secrets” about himself and his “personal life” to the press if you know what I mean.
Whatever, I just hope I never have to see his untalented pock marked white tongued glittery face again. Never, and I mean ever, have I disliked a “singer” as much as I dislike Adam. I thought I couldn’t stand that tool Axl Rose from Guns N’ Roses, I hate him with a passion, but Adam took the cake away from Axl in my book. There’s just something about Adam that I detest, and I can’t help it.
My faith in the American public has been renewed. Adam Lambert is NOT the 8th American Idol. Hells yeah! The boy can sing, no doubt but he seems to churn out tunes in the same ol’ “watch how long I can screech out this note!!” style week after week.
I’m so very happy Kris won! Thank you Jillian for all the hard work in putting this site together, you my dear deserve an abundance of gratitude. Thanhs again for keeping me in stitches the majority of the time. I too will be back next year. TTFN CUL
Guys, we are amazing. I have never been so happy to watch American Idol in my life.
Conway, AR, is quite a shithole in its regular state. Now it’s like a shithole during an acute bout of diarrhea.
It was nice to see that Megan Joy STILL can not sing a lick.
Kris won????????? Wooohooooooooooo. I can’t believe it. Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. And oh yes, Kiss sucks ass!!
there is a god!!!!! thank god kris won
I’m surprised Kris won. But oh well….his cd is going to be boring as hell and all the songs will be similar. Maybe he can feature Adam on one of his tracks…!
And what was up with KISS?? Seriously? Seriously.
I was in class last night taking my accounting final when my boyfriend said he read wehateidol.com and adam lost. I screamed “haha bitches!” in the middle of the test and got some funny looks but damn it was worth it. See y’all next year. Maybe kris will come out with his own brand of supermarket q-pons.
Kaitlin,
And Adam’s won’t? Ugh I can just hear it now.. 12 songs with the same identical scream lasting more than thirty seconds every time. That is the definition of boring… and noise-induced hearing loss.
Cory, she’s just another maniacal and bitter Adam fan, and they are all so not able to handle the events of last night. Oh, how hard it must be, how the mighty have fallen.
I found this guys little blog, it’s funny and very insightful, and he can’t stand Glambert, either. If anyone gets a minute, go read his stuff and give him a shout. http://icebox84.wordpress.com/
No reference of Normund Gentle?
I am disappointed in you.
you guys who wrote these are b*****s
they were both terrible!!!! but im glad kris won. i now dont have to hear adams screeching voice every tuesday night!
This is for all of the morons who think that Adam cannot sing or you don’t like him for whatever your lame reason is, nobody is bitter that Adam lost. BECAUSE HEAR THIS, JUST BECAUSE KRIS WON THIS STUPID CONTEST, DOESN’T MEAN THAT ADAM (THE LOVE OF MY LIFE) WON’T OUTSELL RECORDS TO KRIS (THE NO-TALENT SHOW OFF LOSER) 50 MILLION PLATINUM OVER JUST LIKE DAUGHTRY DID, REMEMBER?????
hey AdamWasTheOnlyChoicein09
LOL…he will not POUND YOUR VAG…get over it and go do your homework, you have school tomorrow.
LOL
http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/celebrity/dose/story.html?id=1621475
even the gays hate this gay one. I am gay and thought adam was just too over the top, broadway musical. He’s not a real rocker, sure he thought he could sing like one, but i think he was not hitting it right. The judges, i think were deaf this year and they should go back to rock school and listen to classic rockers who can correctly scream.
So KIDS, as a gay man i have to say i was not impressed in anyway with adam. From a marketing view, which i do for a living, i can say kris will have a better album sell and longer shelf life. Adam, will sell some records, but his shelf life will be dead in 1.5 years, because the young girls who like him, will get over him and when he comes out of the closet, most straight people lose interest and sales wane. Clay, Lance, etc…
Oh, yeah, whatever your name is 2 posts above, Kris was a massive show off, all that glitter and makeup and poofy hair and tight clothes and screaming to get attention….oh, wait a minute, that wasn’t Kris….but, whatever, that LOSER won AI, whooohhhhoooo.
Jillian, it was a great season. See you next season where hopefully we won’t have anymore Adams, Dannys, Scotts, Tatianas, Nathaniels, and Nicks/Normans (although HE was at least semi-entertaining).
SongGarden, sounds like you took the time to read this below-amateurish under the age of 13 blog, along with all the cliched insults and childish one-liners. Are you another overly bitter maniacal Adam fan, too? If so, go somewhere else and join their club, most of them live in some form of denial over something, you’d fit right in. I’m sure you are an Adam fan, only those idiots actually stop to write such a lengthy nonsensical comment like yours on a site called “We Hate Idol”. Thanks for the laugh, tho. Really.
Well songgarden’s credibility was shot when it decided paula uttered anything that made any sense this year. It must hail from the same distant galaxy as the former mrs. Estevez.
FIRST OF ALL THE HELL IF YOU HATE IDOL SO MUCH WHY ARE YOU POSTING THE EVENTS HAPPEN IF YOU HATE IDOL THEN JUST SHUT UP ALREADY NOBODY WANTS THIS FUCKING ASS HOLE WEBSITE NOBODY WILL EVER LISTEN TO YOU AND BTW TEASE ADAM LAMBERT AGAIN AND I’LL CUT YOUR VAGINA AND DICK
**giggle**You’re silly, Fucking Wehateidol. Looks like middle school is out for the summer, but I am glad to see these kids using the proper genitalia term “vagina”. There are so many other words Fucking Wehateidol could have used, but they thought back at the beginning of this school year and remembered what the health teacher said a girls pee-pee was called. Very good!! Gold star, Fucking Wehateidol!!
LMAO that one was just funny.
this website is just as it describes adam, who by the way, is an amazing singer. just because you don’t appreciate his voice doesn’t mean he sucks. bottom line, this website is a self indulgent piece of trash. if you hate the show so much, why even bother watching it? obviously u r a loser who has nothing better to do with their time than write bitchy things about aspiring singers. sure, some of those people did suck. but, im pretty damn sure that not every single person on that show was a worthless loser, like u.
Julia, been there, done that, thanks for your input, see you around.
I just wish that people would read other comments before posting their own *cough* Julia *cough* so that I don’t have to waste 10seconds of my life rereading something that has been said over and over again on this blog.
Somewhere Clay Aiken is laughing with his little baby, pointing to pictures of Glambert with the shoulder boobs & saying, “This is what the devil looks like, son.”
Oh my, how I wish I had found this site earlier. This was totally
spit crap all over the keyboard funny. Nice to see not everyone
falls for the hype of the Idol machine.
Adam will become a superstar & all people will remember of season 8 is that Adam really won. Take away those illegal cheating votes from the free AT&T phones with the west coast time zones that allowed Arkansas to vote 2 extra hrs & Adam is the real winner! Nobody will remember Kris this time next year. You people are just jealous of Adam & his amazing voice & looks & popularity! He has become a star & who the fuck are you people? Nobodys that come here to this ridiculous site to bash people that are famous & have enormous talent. So Smokey Robinson & Slash & Simon Cowell & Gene Simmons & Queen & ALL those people in the music industry that have said Adam has the “it” factor & will be a superstar & has an amazing voice, are just wrong huh? And you hating jealous idiots on here all know better than them huh? Get a life. I feel so sorry for you people! Dafeedil, if your marriage & husband & “many” friends are so great, WTF you on here so much for? Husband ignores you doesn’t he & you need attention so ya come here. And paid is not spelled “payed” dumbass. Iheartadam, you are adorable & speak the truth! Go girl! Can’t wait til Adam sells his 1st record & all you people will be even greener than ya are now. He will sell out concert halls & it’s already been said a million times that he is the best singer AI has ever had grace their stage. So put that in your pipe & smoke it good jealous assholes!! :) Love, sunnfllower
Oh, yes, sunnfllowersaday, you know it all, don’t you, but, gee, Adam didn’t WIN, did he?? The more talented guy won, and I knew he would, FAIR AND SQUARE. You’re probably a morbidly obese lonely Adam fan, or one that hasn’t come out of the closet yet because you’re scared, just like the rest of them. Just like you think you “know” me, I also know you. What is your obsession with that overrated weirdo? Why can’t you idiots handle that not everyone in the world likes him? Hate to burst your little bubble, there “Sandy”, but he ain’t all that. I do understand that you delusional, lonely people need someone like him in your lives, so I actually feel sorry for you, seriously. People like you constantly have to have something in your pathetic lives to lust after and to make you feel better about your lonely, friendless existences. If he had the “IT” factor (how freaking stupid), then don’t you think, just maybe, after being seen by A LOT of people in the music industry, SOMEONE out there would have “discovered” how wonderful he is? Gee, maybe he didn’t get discovered, ummm, because he SUCKS? So put THAT in YOUR pipe, and smoke THAT, you asshole. I don’t dislike Adam nearly as much as I hate his freaking “fans”. They’re worse than those God awful “Claymates”, and those bitches will rip your eyes out if you cross their precious Clay. ps, did you also read what Simon said just recently about Adam? No, I guess not. Go to VotefortheWorst and post your shit over there and see what happens, they’ll rip you a new one, and they won’t be nearly as nice as some of the people here would be. Also, you spelled “sunflower” wrong, if that’s the way you want to play.
Wow, what a hating machine you are dafeedil! (daffodil) So if you’re a fan of Adam, then that must make a person gay, afraid to come out of the closet, morbidly obese, lonely, an idiot, pathetic & delusional? Guess there’s millions of people like that then!! Who are you to make presumptions of people you don’t know? I find it ludicrous (look it up) that you can throw out all these adjectives to a total stranger. Hmmm- I think you’re probly a fat cow that has never been married & that’s why you have all this time to lurk here posting nasty & ridiculous shit to people. There is no argument here dumbass about Adam’s talent – just facts that you can choose to ignore, that’s your prerogative (look it up). So go get another plate size piece of chocolate cake & cram it down your fat homely face & try to think of funnier ways to be nasty to strangers. And tell your invisible husband what a piece of shit you are as a human being. So put that in your pipe & smoke it good moron. And people have discovered how “wonderful” Adam is, WTF do you think all the newspaper articles, AI judges, people, etc. have been saying for months now? You been living under a rock? Your opinion & vile hate doesn’t erase the truth. I’d say it all worked out well. Allen needed the win of AI & Adam doesn’t. He will become a superstar all on his own & already has the fanbase & respect of the powers to be in the music industry to fulfill this. I’d find another target for your hatred if I were you. Like Danny Gokey. His 15 mins. of fame are already up.
Don’t forget he’s on the COVER of Rolling Stone tomorrow!!! Gee, wonder why they didn’t ask Allen to be on the cover????? What an accomplishment for Adam Lambert! The train keeps rolling, taking him places where only the talented can go!
Lambert bought his way onto the cover of Rolling Stone by revealing his sexuality. His cover had nothing to do with his music.
Worst Rolling Stone cover EVER! Adam’s aesthetics rival that of John Merrick.
Hey vile haters with no life but to come here & post venomous crap about someone that has become very famous & will be very rich, it’s just inevitable. Adam is on a train moving very fast to stardom. Get used to it, accept it, like it or lump it. It will happen. Nice award for New Artist Adam, & being signed to Simon’s recording company & RCA & for gracing the cover of Rolling Stone tomorrow. Sounds like more is happening with the phenomenal one than the one who Fox said won, what’s his name? You know, the winner that only won after all those cheating free power votes & 2 extra hrs to vote, compliments of AT&T?
Adam never hid being gay. Those pics with his boyfriend tell the story, no confession needed. Everyone knew it anyway. And a person can’t help having bad skin as I’m sure MANY of you losers with no job that lurk here everyday well know this & can attest to it just by looking at your less than average selves in the mirror. So he has bad skin, so what? So do millions. It’s common. At least he doesn’t hang out on boards daily perpetuating hate to people he doesn’t know & will never know.
Get over the fact that he is famous, he will be more famous & he will sell millions of records. He is going to sell out concert halls & he is going to make alot of money. He is a gracious human being, polite, well educated, funny & isn’t stuck on himself. And vastly handsome with an awesome singing ability. He is a rare gem that has been found. Like Simon says, he has that “it” factor. All your hate spewing & insults about him will not erase that. Time to wave the white flag haters. But as degenerates, you will continue to spew vile but it won’t change a thing except make you look envious. He’ll still be famous & he’ll still be singing & millions will still be paying to see him. Deal with it without hate. So in the aftermath that I also will be attacked for my opinion, let me just say in advance, fuck you. Love, Sunnfllower :)
lol wut
Hey, Sunnfllower, the fact that Adam now publicly “came out” is overshadowing anything and everything else about him. He’s the new “cool” thing because he’s gay. Forget the fact that he’s only borderline talented, that doesn’t matter, he’s “different”, so that’s all that matters with most of you weirdos. He also admits to using ecstasy, cocaine, pot AND hallucinogenic mushrooms (wow, that’s a LOT of shit to admit to). So, now THAT’S OK TOO? You freaks KNOW that if any of this kind of stuff came out about Kris, you would have jumped on quicker than anything. What a bunch of opinionated hypocritical ASSHOLES you people are. Does it occur to any of you that he was on a show called AMERICAN IDOL? A show who’s main viewing and voting audience is made up 11-17 year old kids? So, female contestants have been booted off in the past for topless pictures, but we’re supposed to ACCEPT a cross dressing creepy DRUG USER that was on a show geared mainly towards young kids? What the fuck is up with that? What’s wrong with THAT picture? What is wrong with you PEOPLE? God forbid, none of us want to be labled a “homophobe”, so we all have to LOVE ADAM. I’ve never, ever seen anything like this blind adoration of this person that you people have. If you cut down Adam, that means you’re cutting down every gay person out there? Get real. This guy’s fanbase is quickly dwindling. I certainly can’t imagine any straight guy going out to buy his music, he scares kids, lots of women now are iffy about him because of the ***WOW*** startling revelation that he’s gay. So, who’s left? Who’s going to help him become this big “superstar”? I think you pretty much need more talent and a bigger fanbase than what this guy has.
So, you know what, Sunnfllower, go to hell, or better yet, go to an Adam adoration site. Seems like you’ve been spending A LOT of time on this so called “hate” site too. Oooh, once again, there’s that hypocrite thing you Adam fans have. Say whatever the HELL you want to about me, do you think anything you people say would bother me? Like I’d let some fanatical group of people who OBSESS over this guy get to me. I’m not the only Adam hater out there, there are millions and millions, honey, go look around.
PS, asshole, at least if FOUND, GOT and KEPT a man, for a long time now. Bet you can’t say the same. I don’t like Adam, so now we cut down my husband, too? What the hell’s up with that? You idiots are ALL THE SAME. Grow the hell up.
Wow, Sunflower, is it REALLY THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU that these people don’t like that weirdo Adam Lambert? Seriously? What makes you people absolutely obsess over him? From what I’ve heard, he’s not THAT talented. I think Kris has a way better voice and is much much more marketable. Why does it bother you so much? Why would you even come to a site called “We HATE Idol”? What possible reason would you have to post on a site like this? Like some other people here have said, you Adam fans are really to much to handle, and you are a rude opinionated bunch. I’ve never seen anything like it before. The guy’s not the second freaking coming of Christ, you know. He’s a sort of talented singer who couldn’t “make it” in the real world, so he had to join a contest to become famous. Whoop-dee-doo. Get over it, Sunflower. I also agree, just because people don’t like this guy, now they hate EVERYONE who’s gay? Where does that logic come from? And just like dafedil said, I think Adam shouldn’t be allowed to go on the AI tour. It’s basically saying “it’s ok to be a drug abuser, we’ll still promote you”. That’s not what I consider AI material, an admitted drug user. Where do you Adam “fans” draw the line, or don’t you ever? I have a feeling this weirdo could confess to being a pedophile and you all would make excuses for him. I have never, ever been so fanatical about anyone, especially an only somewhat talented singer. Has he done anything other than for himself? At least Kris does missionary work and helps people out. You “fans” are the ones who need to get a life. From what I’ve read, a lot these people who comment here are the only smart ones anymore. At least they can all see past the makeup and glitter to what Adam really is, and that’s a marginally talented performer who would do better on Broadway.
Wow, I can’t belive how terrible some of you Adam fans are. Who cares that the people here don’t like him? The site isn’t called “Lets Love Adam”. I personally know a lot of people that can’t stand the guy, he gives a lot of people the willies. I also read someone here say that a lot of Adam’s fans are obese. If you go to theadamlambertconnection website and look at all the “fans” on the homepage, I have to agree. Most of them are bog old fat porkers. Oink Oink, I’m an Adam fan. Sunflower Sandy (?), so what if people come to this site a lot and post? What does that matter to you? Did you ever think to go to an Adam fan site? What’s wrong with YOU, coming on this site posting YOUR hatred? It’s been said thousands of times, you Adam fans ARE HYPOCRITES, each and every one of you.
Ugg, both of you Sunflower people, you people spew more hatred then these non-Adam fans. I never read any post here by Daffedil that would warrent such hatred by you. I never heard her(?) say anything as vile you you did. When all this hype about this guy dies down (and it’s well on it’s way), will you Adam fans still be so obnoxious and annoying? No wonder so many people hate the guy, it’s because of his so called “fans”. Even if I liked Adam, I’d be ashamed to admit it for fear I’d be grouped in with idiots like you people. You all talk about the people here as “having no life”. What does constantly obsessing over and defending an admitted gay transvestite drug user who’s not even really talented say about you?
I really do want to apologize for being such a HUGE BITCH. Sorry everyone!! I’ll go tard over Adam somewhere else instead of coming to a site called “WE HATE IDOL” hating on people that disagree with my opinion that ADAM IS GREATER THAN GOD. Just like it’s been said, I AM A HYPOCRITE, I AM OBSESSIVE, AND I AM A FANATIC. Those aren’t very nice qualities in someone that’s supposed to LOVE the God Adam so much. Once again, I’m sorry, I won’t post here anymore. But, just like a child, I get mad and upset with people if they don’t agree with me or don’t make ME the winner.
You people on here crack me up! Most of Adam’s fans are obese?? WTF? Never heard such b.s. in my life! So now he’s under more attack from the haters because he admits to doing drugs? LOL LOL! Big deal! Like 3/4 of people in the music industry indulges in something you morons. Not to mention all the Hollywood stars that do drugs. I commend him for his honesty! Give me a list of famous people that DON’T do drugs, prescription or other.
Alot of Adam’s fans are not “obsessed” with him, we merely love his talent & his personality & looks. I, personally, have never voted for any reality show & never will. So, stick a fork in me, I’m done here! I’ve had my say & exactly what I posted last is the way it is, so lump it haters! You can’t change a thang. And crazy dafeedil, you’re just a fucking lunatic. Wow, what a weirdo. Actually, I’ve been happily married for many years, I’m thin, good looking & make alot of money! Still laughing over the comment about Adam’s fans all being obese. And what a great article in Rolling Stone! I love it how you losers are all so jealous of him! Buh Bye! Love to all, Sunnfllower
Seems like someone who has to defend herself “I’ve been happily married for many years, I’m thin, good looking & make alot of money” should have better things to do than to come on a site like this, you would think? The fact of the matter is, YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER MORON, this CREEP ADAM was on a TALENT SHOW that’s geared TOWARDS KIDS AND YOUNG ADULTS. So what you’re basically saying is that it’s ok that someone that’s seen by millions of American kids to admit to doing a whole fucking wheelbarrow full of drugs? You are THAT fucking oblivous where this guy is concerned? Sure, A LOT of ROCK STARS do drugs, we all know that, but they ARE NOT BEING PIMPED by a singing competition for young people. I really doubt that people are “jealous” of this FREAK (and he IS A FREAK). It’s just like any other train wreck waiting to happen, they want to be sure they’re watching when the train crashes into a brick wall. So, MRS. I’ve been happily married for many years, I’m thin, good looking & make alot of money (laugh), why don’t YOU FUCK OFF?
Wow, if you really are, what is it that you say, “I’ve been happily married for many years, I’m thin, good looking & make alot of money”, why are you so obesessed with this site? Don’t you have better things to do? Shouldn’t you be having breakfast with your spouse, keeping yourself in shape at the gym, getting all that plastic surgery to keep yourself “good looking”, and going to that job where you make all that money? I in NO WAY need to defend MYSELF like you do yourself. I don’t care what people think of me just because I dislike a freaking TALENT SHOW RUNNER UP and I’m POSTING IT ON A SITE CALLED WE HATE IDOL. You are the one that seems a bit of a lunatic, someone that adores Adam so much shouldn’t be HERE, right? What’s up with that? I don’t go around obsessing and defending some guy I’ve never even met, so I’m not quite as strange as you are. Whatever. Adam has about 7 minutes left of this little stab at “fame” before he crashes and burns.
Adam is nothing more than a red-headed, cystic acne-faced, overweight theater nerd who dyed his hair and started shopping at hot topic.
After reading that lame RS article, I’m totally convinced that this loser will be in rehab within the next 5 years…. IF he’s even still around for us to notice.
Yea, and I also now LOVE the fact that he said he MIGHT be “bi-curious” (OMG, whatever the hell that’s supposed to mean, and I also stress the word MIGHT) just as a lame attempt to hang on to these women that for some ungodly and unknown reason are attracted to him. Hey, girls, look at me, I’m a mincing cross dressing makeup wearing extremely homosexual guy who’s never, ever had a relationship with a woman, but for you, maybe, just MAYBE I will CONSIDER thinking about being “bi-curious”. Spare me. How freaking lame is that? And Bleeding Ears (lol), I wholeheartedly agree with you.
I don’t get it. So what if he does drugs or anything? He didn’t even tell us that til after the show so does it matter?? It shouldn’t make US love him any less. And why is being bi-curious so funny to you? You guys are so all about: “ew, he’s gay” and “ew, he did drugs” and “ew, he might be BI-CURIOUS.” I’ll never understand you lunatics.
I wonder if his ‘coming out’ will make any of him ‘fans’ leave him?
So many Glambert fans are weeping for their soulmate. I would
love to say ‘I told you so,” so: I freakin’ told you so.”
Allison and Kris are dam dummmm.
wow….
so who else thinks tht matthew bellamy is hawt?? HA!
WTF! Glambert looks like Pinks twin on the new album cover……………………………….Grooooooss!
this is the best site on the internet. fuck adam lambert.
Adam Lambert is AMAZING. Get off his back. :)
how can kris even make it to the finals he is girlish just the same as adam yuck
first of all, if you guys hate american idol then why watch it?! and second, you guys say WE are hypocritical well then how about U, saying we are all just obese. why don’t you keep your hypocritical opinions to yourselves!!
omg yay! a fresh redesign. some action stirring about… I can’t wait to skewer the tards this year!
A new season, a new round of obnoxious, obsessive tards! Madame “face to the crotch” Lamebert didn’t exactly pan out to be the greatest rawk gawd in the history of rawk gawds, did he? I seriously doubt I’ll ever hate a contestant as much as I hate him, but we’ll see what this (probably last) season will bring.
If ya say so Daff the dil,Adam still rocks hard out and 2010 will be amazing for him and his millions and millions of fans.
And yeh,you’ll find the most popular contestant this season and hate on him/her,just because he/she is popular and the best in the comp.
You’re a bitch and that’ll never change.
DITTO! I totally agree with you! Adam continues to be way more amazing than anyone I’ve ever seen on this show, and you can go ahead and post crap about him, but millions of us still <3 him.
-BUT, I DO HAVE TO SAY THIS: THE AUDITIONS THIS YEAR STILL SUCK!!!-
I LOVE ADAM LAMBERT