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DANNY GOKEY VOTED OFF AMERICAN IDOL (5/13/09)
Published on: May 13, 2009 – 9:07 pm by Jillian Madison 
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Danny Gokey was thrown off American Idol tonight, and your final two contestants are Adam Glambert and Kris Allen. Have fun forgetting your lyrics and singing old Bette Midler tunes at your Wisconsin church functions, Danny. Buh-bye.
The real story tonight was Katy Perry’s CAPE with the words “ADAM LAMBERT” written on it. Here’s a photo:
Chalk it up to just another disgusting, outrageous display of favoritism for Lambert. The producers never should have allowed her to wear this. What’s next? Simon Cowell pulling down his pants to reveal he had the word LAMBERT tattoo’d on his dick? Revolting.
You know, I disliked Katy Perry before… but now, I loathe her with the fire of a thousand suns.
We’ll see you next week for the final performances. Let’s hear it for Kris.
Nor can she sing to save her life. Her late, bloated era elvis theme was fitting though because adam looks like he’s one peanut butter and banana sandwich heart attack on a toilet closer to lameness.
I could see the fear in Adam’s face when the streaker ran onstage… Boobies!!!! Run Away!!!!
But, Go Kris? I guess?
um…how do you get on here by “accident”? did you “accidentally” type wehateidol.com into your address bar? fucktard.
Who’s Hugh?
Here’s hoping people have finally realized Adam is a screamer, not a singer and will place their votes for Kris. IMHO, as bad as Taylor Hicks was/is, I’d vote for him over Glambino. Pretty pathetic with Kate Perry, if this doesn’t tell America/people, how “rigged” Idol is, I have a feeling they’ll be out there buying swamp land in Arizona and a bridge from the Pope! Go Kris Go!!
What the hell was up with Seacrest dancing with the African kid LOL
“Get a life” got here by “accident” by Googling the phrase “we hate idol” or “hate idol” or any variation of those words, or they have it saved in their favorites and just post crap like that to get a rise out of everyone, and we all know “Get a life” will be back to read every comment after theirs.
I, too, couldn’t BELIEVE that Katy Perry was allowed by the producers to come out on stage with a freaking Adam Lambert cape on. My God, come on, just unbelievably blatant favoritism, I’ve never, ever seen anything like it on any other “talent” show. The whole freaking thing pisses me off. If I would have known that this season would have gotten me so riled up and would be so freaking unfair, I never would have watched it. That only thing that would have made that crazy-eyed ho Katy’s “performance” worthwhile is if she would have sang that awful song “I Kissed a Girl” and sang it right to Glambert’s face. That outfit she had on just reeked of that Lady CaCa ho. Nasty, just nasty. You know they have to wear one of these things http://www.cuchini.com/ to be able to writhe around stage in a horrible outfit like that. Camel toe a no-no.
Seriously, as much as a lot of you can’t stand Danny, wouldn’t you rather see him win that Adam? I know I would. I can only hope that all of America hasn’t completely lost their minds or been brainwashed and Kris can actually win. I voted for him as many times as I felt like sitting there pushing the redial button, and I’ll do the same next week, and hope that it helps.
ps, Jillian, do you really think that Simon’s penis could get the ENTIRE name Lambert tattooed (?) on his penis? Seriously, I’m thinking maybe if they wrapped the letters around his penis, they might be able to get the letters LAM, that’s about it. I think Randy would probably be able to handle the BERT, because, well, you know what they say.
PS, and OMG, Vomit, I missed that first comment of yours. Laughed out loud on that one. Momma, make me another fried pb and banana sandwich, I’ll be in the bathroom, bring it to me in there.
10 minutes later……CLUNK! Sorry to any Elvis fans. Well, not really, because there was another “performer” that I never could figure out the attraction over.
Kris is so lame and boring. His voice isn’t that strong or amazing. Every week is the same. Pull out the guitar. Make weird faces. This is will go down as the first Finale America falls asleep too.
thankyou… thankyouverymuch.
Wait… Hugh Jackman was here?
No, I think it was Hugh G. Rection, but he took one look at Adam, got scared, shrunk up and ran away.. The comment I made right above the one where I ps’d still hasn’t shown up yet, it says it’s awaiting moderation. I wonder why, maybe because I put a link in the comment?
LOL. Boi oi oi oi oing!
I’d rather be a logical conservative replublican than a liberal hippy baby killing tree humper.
I was hoping Adam would get kicked off last night. Since he didn’t, we get to listen to him scream for one more week. America is filled with a bunch of sheep. I bet if Simon started advertising shit sandwiches half of you tools would actually purchase one and “love” them just because he said they’re good.
Adam = shit sandwich.
Omg,you guys! adam, still in the competition, just proves that this show is totally rigged and just down right fucked up. how the fuck does a wet fart turd like adam stay in the competition,1 cos he cant sing, 2 he damn fugly, i mean that shit’s fucked up
I am truly disgusted by the favoritism everyone shows Adam! No wonder the guys head is so big…hes lead to believe he is the next jesus christ.All i gotta say is Daughtry got voted off then taylor hicks wins and now this guy makes it? The american people need some q-tips to clean out their ears! If Glambert wins i will not be watching the show next year…
I love how they don’t even hide how in the bag they are for this Adam douche.
Didn’t Simon pounce on Adam during auditions for being showtuney and now praises him for it?
I wonder what kind of check Lambert’s parents wrote to 19 entertainment?
Tatiana was robbed!
Wow, if you go to votefortheworst, go to the “forum”, click on American Idol 8, then click on the “Adam Lambert – Fat SCREECHY Pussy thread, then go to page 145 of that thread, there are pics of Glambert I ain’t never seen before, and I thought I saw them all. God, how in the hell can you look at pics like that and still want that guy to win? I don’t know where this person got these pics, they said somebody on IDF (?) posted them, but I can’t figure out what IDF stands for.
Stupid glambert. Do us all a favor and Take your sorry gay ass home, you tard.
Josef. i hate when people hate on him and don’t justify their hatred. Dafeedil, on the other hand, puts thought into her (?) comments. and actually is rather funny…though hateful…yet funny. ahh…well adam should win, kris is very good too. idc who WINS…adam has alot of love and a hell of a lot of hate. but still he’s gotta whole lotta love–sorry i couldnt help myself with the connection :)
Yes, Nikki, it’s “her”.
world coming to the end soon, so that’s pretty positive.
Hey dafeedil for someone who hates Adam, you sure know where to find all of his pictures… hmmmm… sounds to me someone has a secret crush!
Yeah, I have a secret crush, you caught me. Of course, after seeing those lovely pics, who wouldn’t have a crush on a cross-dressing, makeup wearing, boy kissing, boy fondling, backdoor visiting (but won’t “come out” because it might ruin his chance of actually winning AI) showtune singing “man”? I sure do have a crush, by golly. Boy, you know what, I think I just might leave my very attractive non cross-dressing non makeup wearing husband to go be with Adam. I KNOW he’ll love me, and he’ll change his ways FOR me. Gee, maybe I can actually get him to sing a love song about a girl, giggle giggle giggle. So take THAT, IHEARTADMAM, ADAM IS GOING TO LOVE ME, ME I TELL YOU.
Good for you DAFEDIL, admitting you have a problem is the first step… you obviously have many problems, your husband being the first–poor guy, does he know about your Adam fetish? Although, I wouldn’t be surprised if he weren’t jumping for joy just to get rid of you. Afterall, who wants to be married to someone who spends much of their days (and nights) blogging about a show they claim to hate, describing in detail every aspect of said show… what’s for dinner Dafedil? Dirty laundry piling up? Haven’t cleaned since the season began? Why don’t you use your time, which you obviously have a lot of, to find an American Idol support group — YOU ARE OBSESSED and your dirty little secret is out!
LOL @ Adam’s Fans thinking they’re clever. Iheartadam, he will never know you exist, just in case you weren’t aware (which is for the best i’m sure). Nor will he “ungay” himself for your obese stinky twat.
“Vomit” IS all that comes out of that mouth of yours!
Very clever!! I for one am impressed!! To bad it isn’t the “real” IHEARTADAM. This new one sounds like they’re possibly 15, maybe 16 tops. And I honestly don’t ever feel the need to defend myself against tools like them, they can say what they want to about me, like being insulted by an idiot is going to send me off behind one of those piles of dirty laundry I’ve got stacked everywhere up so I can have a good cry. People like them don’t know me, but I sure as hell know what they are. And, at least I know how to do my own laundry, I don’t still need mom to do it for me. I won’t respond to anymore of your tripe, this site is called “we hate idol”. Go be your idiot self over on the AI forums, you fit right in there.
Ooh….. I sure did hit a nerve, although I’m a bit surprised, and somewhat disappointed that your comeback was so lame. By the way, the tag line for this site is “A community for people who love to hate”. Well, I HATE haters, so looks like I found a new home. No need for a house warming gift, I’ll get mine next week when Adam is named the next American Idol! I do however feel bad for you Dafeedil, what will you spend your time doing? Perhaps you can continue to add to your massive collection of Adam memorabilia. I couldn’t help but notice that the high bidder on EBay for Adam’s shower curtain was you (tryed to disguise your name, to no avail). Does your husband know that you spend this much time obsessing over American Idol– Shame on you!
You really want me to do this, don’t you? I don’t know if you’re serious or you post this shit just to get the people here worked up, either way, doesn’t matter. You are the one who obviously doesn’t have a freaking life, you’re spending more time on this “hate” site than I am. Does it matter to you that freaking much that most of us here can’t STAND Adam? Is it that freaking important to you? Honestly, is it? Talk about pathetic. There are millions and millions of people out there that can’t freaking stand that asshole Adam, why don’t you go after them, one by one, go ahead. But, you decide to pick me to spew your freaking ignorance to. You obviously have a lot of free time on your hands too, you fat assed hypocrite. Really witty there about the shower curtain. I doubt Adam is interested in seeing a female showering. Maybe you can hang it in your bathroom if your mom will let you. Then Adam can watch you in the shower while you’re lifting up those rolls of fat to get all the skank that accumulates under them. Ohhh, I’m sorry, is accumulates to big of a freaking word for you? Sorry, I payed attention in school, so I know how to spell. Seems you’re too busy obsessing over gay men to actually learn something that will get you somewhere in your pathetic life.
Umm, let’s see, about my husband. He can’t stand AI, never watches it, but last week when he came into the room, your flaming boyfriend was on stage “singing”. My husband asked me “who in the hell is that freak? It sounds like he’s getting his nuts sawed off with a rusty butter knife”. Those were his exact words, because he’s standing behind me right now reminding me of what he said. So, yeah, he knows, you asshole (he just told me to call you that, thanks honey).
So, honey, just like me, you need to get yourself a freaking life. Quit being such a God damned one sided opinionated freaking shrew and get over the fact that WE HATE ADAM. It’s not like we’ve shaved our heads, tatooed swastikas on our foreheads and formed a cross burning group. We just CAN’T STAND ADAM. See the difference there? There’s haters and there’s HATERS.
Gee, it’s Friday night, what’s wrong, couldn’t score a date? You can just go to bed early and make out with your Adam Lambert pillow, that’s about as close as he’d EVER get to a girl (if you even are one, if your a guy then you got more fucking problems than I thought) So, Shame on YOU for obsessing over people that DON’T obsess over Adam, you douchebag.
Wow, what a charming couple you and your husband make, no wonder you seek attention from sites like this. Does your vocabulary allow use of any word besides “freaking”? By the way, you should have been more attentive in school. At a glance, you obviously lack simple English rules, let me help you out a bit. In your sentence “…..is accumulates to big of a freaking word for you?” The word “to” should be “too” – in your sentence “….(if you even are one, if your a guy then you got more fucking problems than I thought)”. The proper use of “your” is actually “you’re”. Oops, looks like I was paying attention in school.
I’ll just get one of the other “haters” on the to take care of you, I right now have better things to do, like go out on a date with my very handsome and very STRAIGHT husband to meet our MANY friends, who also happen to dislike Adam as much as I do (except for one, but, gee, hater that I am, I still LOVE her anyway for liking Adam, go figure). Bye, tool. Oooh, sorry, I actually didn’t put an “o” at the end of to and and apostrophe at the end of you’re. If that’s all you got, spare me, bitch.
What it all boils (no pun intended) down to in the end is that Adam is a third rate hack of an imitation of a performance artist and that the general public is more sheltered and inexperienced than I thought. Sigh.
Vomit, before I go, can you tell me why this person has singled ME out? Why is it SO important to this person that I dislike Adam so much? Everyone else on this site does, and some of them are more intense in their hatred and they show it. Why in the hell would it bother them that I hate Adam? It doesn’t make any sense to me, but then again, I never really tried to make sense of an idiot. What’s up with it? Have a good weekend, we’re going to a club to listen to a REAL musician.
Girl, once you address a troll they get crazy. It’s like feeding them hot cheetos after midnight!
Vomit: Thanks for your support – I knew that by addressing Dafeedil it would cause her to be a little annoyed, but I never thought I could so easily get to her. I agree, she is a troll!
Oh, FUNNY posts, people, lol. Yep, Katy Perry is on my shit list, too. Jillian, you’re hilarious, on your entire site, not just this one. Love pophangover.
What’s up with that IHEARTADAM freak? Or am I missing some kind of inside joke between you all? I happen to think Dafidils comments were pretty funny, actually. Why is that person even commenting here, I don’t get that, It’s probably Adam’s boyfriend, sticking up for him. Does the person realize this site is not called “WE LOVE ADAM”? What the hell is up with those Lambert tards? IHEARTADAM, why is it so important to you that these people don’t like Adam? Can you answer that?
Really, Katy’s God awful “perfomance” with her Adam pimping cape did it for me, too. Did anyone else here Adam say in his little girl voice “Oh, but I want to hear Katy Perry” when Danny said he just wants it all over with and the results read? What the hell (hope it’s ok to say hell) is up with all this pimping of Adam? Do people actually think he’s THAT good? Seriously? Forget about his singing, I can’t stand looking at him, so I have to leave the room when he’s on, and I’m not kidding. I really hope he doesn’t win, but if he does, at least he’ll fade away into obscurity once these little idiots like ihateadam up above grows up into a 14 year old. What’s up with you, by the way? Do you know what site your on? Why not go to a site that actually LIKES Adam? You’re freaking strange, dude.
to ADAMBLOWS You BLOW Adam is the best singer in the world!
Well look at that. It seems I’ve gone all Sybil as well and picked up my own split personality! Or wait no a doppelganger. At least we know which one is the good twin.
there is a reason that Adam was in second place and voted by millions to stay on the show you dumb asses. god you are all afraid for something NEW!!
i love adam and danny both hot both awsome singers
Why do you hate American Idol??? I think that your just fucking jealous that you cant sing like Danny Gokey or Aaron Kelly. You worthless sack of burning shit, i hope you rott in hell, where you belong for the rest of your life.