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ALLISON IRAHETA voted off American Idol (5/6/09)
Published on: May 6, 2009 – 8:42 pm by Jillian Madison 
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I usually don’t write recaps for results shows, but this one episode been so hideous so far, I had to break the rules.
Guys, I’m still speechless and dumbfounded by Paula Abdul’s “performance” of her lame new song, Here For The Music. First, she’s way too old to be shaking her half-naked ass on a stage. This isn’t 1992 anymore, honey, and the only place you should be Rush, Rushing is to the cabinet to pop a Boniva and eat a serving of prunes.
Second, it literally looked look like she was moving in slow-motion. Frankly, her dance moves flowed more slowly than the blood through Paula Deen’s veins. And the entire performance was lip-synched and autotuned! And she still sounded like shit!
And what about Gwen “I haven’t changed my hair or wardrobe since 1994″ Stefani? I am a huge fan of of Gwen and No Doubt, but I was literally EMBARRASSED for her during her performance tonight. She ran on stage and huffed and puffed her way through “Just A Girl” like an out of breath fattie on day 1 at the Biggest Loser ranch. At one point, she literally stopped and did a push-up. Ooh, I’m impressed. One push-up. Jillian Michaels would be proud. At least she sang live, which is more than I can say for the rest of the tools on the American Idol stage.
When all the smoke cleared from Paula Abdul’s performance, Allison Iraheta was voted off American Idol. Kris, Danny, and Adam are the final 3 contestants.
See you next week for more WE HATE IDOL.
Doesn’t Paula have some concerned family members that can put her in a home for her own good?
why was she moving all slow, is she on boniva?
Can Daughtry show me how to make squiggles sideburns/beard?
Christ: NO DOUBT that was a BAD PERFORMANCE. THAT SHIT WAS ROTTEN B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Yentze, I think you can pick up beard stencils at walgreens.
Phewffff, Kris is safe, lets send GO-GO-GOKEY HOME!
LAMBUSH is safe. Damn…
I am speechless, honestly, i hate this song, but Allison? I mean REALLY?
They so make up these vote numbers.
Im like, WOW…Gokey still here? Has to push the lenscrafters deal. thats why he is here.
ok guys, 984,345,123,000 ppl voted for adam.
Marker009, yes, and only 234,098,543,112 votes separated ‘em all.
i mean seriously. VOMIT you are right!
Gokey totally wants to do the secks with Allison.
i hate to see allison go. she was, unfortunately, absolutely hideous, but was the only one that could carry a tune. is no one going to comment on the yuck that was Adam’s legs in those pants? i mean, no one?
Damn it! I hate Danny Gokey. He NEEDS to GO GO GOKEY! haha. yay adams safe :D
Adam Lambert looked disgusting tonight. He looked like he was snorting coke for 3 hours off of ryan seacrest’s ass before the show. How many jars of crisco did he need to get his flabby disgusting ass into those skin tight pants? he is disgusting.
I HATE HATE HATE ADAM LAMBERT. He is so fucking untalented. I feel nothing but pity for the pathetic, tonedeaf crop of preteens who think he has it goin’ on.
I HATE GOKEY!!!!!
Hmm, I was under the impression that this was a site for Idol-haters’ OPINIONS.
Insults are okay, but there’s a fine line on what you throw.
The comments sections are fucking steamboxes, made to brew whatever spawned in you.
Feels good, eh?
Say whatever you want about Adam. I’m just as happy knowing it’s most definatley NOT true.
Now, I’ve seen Gwen Stafani in pictures and stuff and always thought she looked like a cool chick with an awesome sense of style, but I’ve never heard her sing or seen her perform. Until last night. OMG, what the hell was that? She was God awful. That was worse than anything I’ve ever seen on the AI stage. What was with that 14 year old boy dance she was doing, and what was the push-up thing for? Was I impressed that she can do push-ups? Ummm, no, because so can I. And I’m pretty sure I could have sang better than she did, and my singing voice sucks. That was one of the most painful “performances” I’ve ever seen in my life.
And, Nikki, you have him for another week, he’s just so fabulous (I’m saying that in my lissspy voice) arrrrrrrgggghhhhh :o
Gwen did at least 5 push ups, not 1! I wish Lambert would choke on his tongue!
Gerg, or some random guy’s tongue.
Yay, Pig Face is gone!!!!! I hope Gokey leaves next but it will probably be little Kristopher. He’s so boring. They all are really… I don’t know why I continue to watch it!
Gwen did the weakest pushups I’ve ever seen. I expected more from her. I guess she’s bored with incubating children for a while.
Somebody please tell Paula her career is over to not ever “grace” us with her presence on stage. I could have gone my entire life without seeing that performance and been perfectly happy.
Anyone else notice that her performace was previously taped and played during the show? She slipped out just a minute or two before her performance (not enough time to change) and then after the her performance, the commercial break was a very very short one (maybe 1 minute) and there she was standing with Ryan back in her original dress with hair and makeup looking perfect and not breathing hard at all or even looking like she had just performed?
Gwen was all hunched over and still dreaming she’s some young, hip “ska girl”. All I kept thinking was, “You’re not pulling this off anymore. You’re a mom. And you’re old. Enough w/ the tank tops.”
“Straight-up now tell me am I washed up yet . . . or am just a judge performing in a bad episode!”
PiG FacE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally got rid of Swine Flu!!!
Please Help!!! I’ve Fallen into one of Adams craters and have been trap in here for a couple of days! If someone can call for help and get me out of here I would appreciate it. HELP! HELp! HElp! Help! help! (echoing*)
Wow! I can’t believe Allison went home, I really thought it would be her and Adam in the finals. Now I am pretty convinced Adam is going to win the whole thing (which sucks!!!).
Paula Abdul sucked. She was lipsyncing the whole song and when she was coming down the stairs she wasn’t even mouthing the right words, my husband and I kept rewinding it and cracking up.
I am a huge No doubt fan and it was so sad to see the state of Gwen Stephani. What the hell was she thinking??? She was so out of breath I just wanted to hand her an inhaler. She should have given herself a lot of time to get in shape before trying to pull of a stunt like that. I was REALLY bad!!!!
I cant believe Chef Ramsey said . . . Oh Shit! Wrong site!!!
So its only Guyliner, Lenscrafter, and O-face left in the game!
Freak-”Hmm, I was under the impression that this was a site for Idol-haters’ OPINIONS.
Insults are okay, but there’s a fine line on what you throw.
The comments sections are fucking steamboxes, made to brew whatever spawned in you.
Feels good, eh?”
No, It feels GRREAT!!! And if I could throw anything it would be my shit under your nose! Woo?! Sorry about that something that spawned in me was a brewing there for a second.
LuvHellsKitchen- LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Funny shit!