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American Idol Top 4 Episode Recap: LIVE BLOG (5/5/09)
Published on: May 5, 2009 – 6:49 pm by Jillian Madison 
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Another week, another episode of American Idol! I’m Jillian Madison. Tonight is Rock & Roll night, and the guest mentor will be Slash (lead guitarist for Guns ‘N Roses and Velvet Revolver).
8:04: Oh my god. What happened to Allison Irahetta? It looks like she lost 100 pounds. Does she have swine flu?
8:06: Adam Lambert is first, singing Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin. He’s screaming and whining like someone has his underdeveloped testicles in a vise. And somebody call Rosie O’Donnell circa 1990, because he totally stole her dated Flock Of Seagulls lesbian haircut. Sorry, Glambert fans, but this performance is pathetic. It’s not rock and roll, it’s Little Shop of Horrors meets Hedwig and the Angry Inch meets something that is making every cat in my neighborhood curl up and die. You know what? If I wanted to hear 3 minutes of scary screams and moans, I’d buy a Sounds Of Halloween tape. Adam Lambert blows. He shouldn’t be on this show. He should be off Broadway playing the challenging role of Shrek’s Earwax. Rating: 1/10.
8:18: Allison Irahetta is singing Cry Baby by Janis Joplin. If you close your eyes, she sounds like Pink – and I don’t like Pink. The performance is decent and Allison is consistent every week, but I’m bored to death by her. At least her voice doesn’t make you want to claw your eyes out when she holds notes, like Adam Lambert’s does. Rating: 5/10.
8:30: And what time is it? That’s right! Time for an awful duet by Danny Gokey and Kris Allen! They’re singing some awful Styx song that I’ve, thankfully, never heard before in my life. They are just screaming into the microphone, and their harmony sucks. Somewhere in America, the Indigo girls threw up in their mouths a little bit.
8:36: Kris Allen is up next, singing Come Together by The Beatles. Let me be blunt: I HATE THE BEATLES with the fire of 10,000 suns. This whole thing is just*AWFUL* and is one of Kris’ worst performances so far. It’s slow, boring, dated, and forgettable. Welcome to the bottom 2, Kris. Rating: 3/10.
8:47: Gross Gokey is singing Dream On by Aerosmith. If he was as diverse as his eyeglass collection, he’d be more interesting, but this toolbag sounds exactly the same every week. And what about the gross, cheap silver plated jewelry around his neck? He looks like a puny Mr T. And man, Gokey just let out an atrocious 30-second shriek that sounded like it came from a fat kid who didn’t get to the ice cream truck before it drove away. Judges hated it, too. Rating: 2/10.
Adam and Allison are singing a duet. Adam did a fucking COSTUME CHANGE (totally hetero) and is now wearing skin tight striped pants that are accentuating his wide ass and nonexistent penis. They’re singing “Slow Ride” – which is what this entire season has been. A TOTALLY SLOW, PAINFUL FUCKING RIDE.
Simon closed the show by telling Adam, “You may have just given Allison a chance at staying in the competition.” He then ran on stage, pulled down his pants, and BLEW HIM.
We’ll bring you the results tomorrow night as soon as they go down. We Hate Idol – OUT.
yo– adam looks extra douchy tonight. WHOA.
LAMBURPS face is so bloated.
Well here we go… Adam’s going to rape Zeppelin. John Bonham is rolling in his grave and I hope Jimmy Page and RObert Plant are wasted on margaritas somewhere so they don’t have to witness this.
here comes the screaming queen….and he sounds like his nuts are exploding….
LOL adam is such a fat lesbionic creep.
go ahead Paula, stick your face in his vag and lick it
What a fugly beast.
This year Slash. Next year BUCKETHEAD.
omg i hate how adam just sounds the same every week. enough.
LOL…ARE THESE BITCHES STONED! OH no Simon must be eating adams man vag
He took one of the greatest songs of all time, dragged it out on stage, kicked it, defiled it, raped it and left it there bleeding, for all the world to see. And here we go, the judges are kissing his ass.
p.s i heard KARA f^cked adam.
Please. ADAM DISGRACED ROCK. DISGRACED.
As the name implies. Yes that made me VOMIT.
“p.s i heard KARA f^cked adam.” HAHAHAHA what she fucked him in the ass?
The old folks are gonna love his performances at the retirement homes he’ll be touring next year.
hahahaha that screencap!
Man, we still have to listen to duets?
Someone really needs to take the fake lashes and eyeliner away from Adam.
Seriously, Kickadamsass, show at least a little bit of couth. That kind of stuff just gives all the Adam fantards something to feed off of.
Yeah, she f^cked him. I mean could she seriously be more ass kissy? its so annoying. this show is progressively getting worse.
No doubt. They are probably all writing up some fanfic stories in their word docs in which they save comments for we hate idol.
As soon as Seacrest came out and mentioned the falling ball…I instantly hoped it would fall and crush Adams every single BONES!
LOL…man i really do hate idol
i LOVE to HATE it!
Man i can’t get over that bloated double chin in that screencap.
I want allison to win, only because she has some talent and is slightly kelly clarksonish. i can hear her on the radio. ive grown to like her.
the others…uggg. Kris is just Kris, not hateable, slightly likable.
i really wanted to hear Allison to sing “red red wine” –> her hair box color.
Thanks Paula! That was helpful?
HEATED ON THE STAGE! allison’s abt to go ape.
I bet Allison is going to wait out in the parking lot after this is over and beat the hell out of Simon. A pack of Lucky Strikes rolled up in her t-shirt sleeve, her leather jacket flung carelessly over her shoulder, brass knuckles shining in the moonlight….
ok, we know Allison and Adam will be in the final. I mean lets just be real. Adam’s CD will come out and everyones ears will bleed, he wont be radio ready at all, and Allison will just come out on top by default.
As far as I’m concerned, this final four is ALL female. These “dudes” are a bunch of pusssssssssies!
She’s a shoe-in for the Janey Jorp Morp biopic!
Lets talk about how talentless Gokey is, and how predictable this entire season is.
Really, Kris will go next, Gokey will get a scare and the two A’s will be on top…and Adam’s follow-ahhhs will vote him through and the big execs will give the nod to make him the next IDOL. I mean this is all so ridiculous.
Adam of course sounded like a screaming banchee as he does every week.
what is gorkey wearing around his neck…LOL..he’s too white
I wish the hang man would come down from the gallows and put these bitches out of my misery!
Gokey *is* Taylor Hicks, minus the slight talent HICKS has.
SCREAMING. UGGG
Vomit, here here!
LOL, Vomit
Although, I want one of these tools to win, just as long as it isn’t Adam.
KickAdamsAss.. lol looks like someone hit up the chain kiosk at the mall this weekend.
OMG guys my little sister has THAT exact necklace GOKEY was wearing. NO JOKES!
Jillian, you’ve really never heard that song before? I can promise you, you won’t ever hear it like that again, if you ever do hear it.
adam is probably consulting the indigo girls for wardrobe tips
VOMIT…LOL…YEAH MAN!
You guys make fun of idol yet you apparently do not have enough of a life to be doing something else than obviously hovering your pointer over the “refresh” button waiting to see what “witty” comments show up next.
How about get a life and don’t watch Idol?
(PS- not a fan, heard about this site and wanted to check it out)
anyone think the idol contestants check this out on the web?
i appreciate your opinions, and of coarse i thing they matter. say what you want about adam, but its rude to say “music to commit suicide to”. my friend commited suicide a few days ago, and it can easily offend or hurt someone. sorry, but everything else is good. : )
Dyli, go back to your adamlovesgoveyeroticstories.net site and leave us be. We’re rocking out BETCH!
So DYLI you no longer have a life
I hate the Beatles too Jillian.
yikes…CHRIS just fucked up this song
TIffany, i think she deleted that line.
oh kris, youre the bottom.
I can honestly say that out of all the contestants in this season of AI, Kris is the only guy I’d even consider doing. I think he’s cute, and not a bad singer.
okok, im a loser. sorry.
yes, YEAH, i see.haha and thank you. i didnt mean to be like “blah” but whatever, she understands.
Oh brother. They are just going to dismiss anyone who isn’t adam or gokey. They are so setting this crap up.
Dyli, obviously you don’t have much of a life, either, if you’re hovering over your pointer, too.
Can you at least not post as me? Jesus, this is a site full of pre-teens.
Paula makes no sense, and SLASH looks like OTTO THE BUS DRIVER on the Simpsons.
Call me Sybil for I have multiple personalities!
Dyli, What? what are you talking about. Youre a pre-teen, I mean LAMBURP? uggg.
Lol, Kizop, I’m seeing the Otto/Slash comparison. Slash has never been an attractive man, I’ll give him that.
I hope there’s an Axl-Slash reunion tomorrow just for the results show.
Actually, this is the first time I’ve ever gone on this site because I figured it’d be a good “experiment”, however, I think my IQ just dropped a few points, so I’m going to do something productive instead.
Oh yeah! Kara is definitely screwing Adam. For her to be blowing up Adam like he’s the next coming of Christ!
See ya, Dyli. That 6th grade math homework can be tough, better get it done before bedtime.
Dyli, don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out beyotch!
wow adam totally stole rosies hair-do
Wait can you prove that Adam ISN’T Rosie?
does anyone believe that danny gokey will sing “dream on” better than michael johns? that was seriously like the best idol performance in my opinion. itll be a wreck.
Even the commericals blow on this show. Listen, I have a house full of tipsy women here. Cinco De Mayo + Idol + my GF and her pals. ROUGH NIGHT. ROUGH NIGHT.
Haha, Saul. I completely forgot it’s Cindo De Mayo.
Listen.. even the drunk locals at my favorite hole in the wall karaoke bar sing better than these famewhores. Trust.
i was right! NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD.
Yawn!!! Danny you bore me.
That’s why I hope all the original artists are wasted on margaritas somewhere in order to deal with this travesty.
LOL…SLASH and Danny…WTF was that look?? he gave…he must have some adam hair in his throat
Tiffany, I don’t remember M. Johns version. Maybe I’ll go youtube it. I don’t think Danny’s doing too bad, but I’m not looking at the TV, either. It’s worse when you actually look at the TV
girls screaming Kris is so cute, me screaming is this shit over yet?
OMG!!!!! Is danny giving birth?! WTF was that!!
HAHAHAHAHA…DAMN, HIS NUTS ARE IN ADAMS VICE…LOL
Hey there is no adamlovesgoveyeroticstories.net web site!!!!
And I love Adam -he is super hot and I am a woman and I know he likes to play with boys.
PS Gokey sucks every week he sounds the same…..ugh that was awful he tried to be creative w lighting like Adam.
LMAO KickAdamsAss!
THOSE GLASSES OF HIS! DEAR GOD.
Kara should just flap her ears and fly away.
and I’d like to see you gone….lol
Dream on is right… Dream on that you’ll be performing anywhere other than a Chili Cook Off next year.
Are you talking to me, MC?
SHUT UP KARA.
no i figured that was gonna be next out of Kara’s mouth…
I liked PaulE’s replies from a few weeks ago. he was really funny in the comments.
Jillian, yes, Adam *is* Hedwig and the Angry Inch. I swear.
Adam is so cliche. Advice to his fans: just go to art school, there are a million Adams there.
man, the adam/allison duet should be interesting
i watched him (Adam) in Wicked on youtube -that is what got me -he does have stage presence
haha VOMIT.
when ever i am in the city near Tisch (NYU) i see a ton of Adam’s. I mean its like an explosion. How dated is the black nail polish. My mom once said: why do boys wear black nail polish? is it cover up the dirt under their nails.
Hey Jonas Brothers! I found your long lost brother, Adam Lambert. Please take him back!!!!!
oh god at first I thought it was “dude looks like a lady” lol ironic
This looks like a high school Halloween stage show.
look adam dancing all girly…screaming queen….
A package of socks down his pants JUST “just one of the guys”.
i do think Adam spends as much time arranging his package as he does in his hair…
dancing queen? ABBA tonight?
LOL, Saul, and the crapfest is over. Time to kiss Adam’s ass, judges.
man adam has a real FLAT ass, and most likely a very small weiner…lol
ha ha posted before i saw the socks comment
Looks like Hot Topic exploded all over them.
the package…and guys know this…ALL BALL
to be fair they should all duet w each other how did they pick partners??
adam is like allisons little sister
cant believe Simon said Allison should credit ADAM for staying in the competition. WTF?
LOL at that gokey scream repeat. AAHHH EE AHH EE AHH EEE!
must be some stretchy balls
Adam belongs on RuPaul’s Drag Race. Not AI. Then I’d consider giving him some credit.
Did Simon just say that Alison only has a chance because of Adam? WTF? If she did well, she did it on her own. And if I remember correctly, she got more votes than him last week.
hey where do I text to vote for Adam??????
Simon is part of the conspiracy. I’ve lost all hope of his remaining common sense.
adam did awesome tonight. dont go crazy on me. hes my favorite, sorry : )
VOMIT…lol…yes, adam would fit in on RuPaul’s Drag Race, he would be a perfect mate for the dude that looks like him on that show
till tomorrow results iam out
MC you text to “56737″
or maybe that’s how you spell loser…I get those two comfused
“Nonexistent penis”? I sure saw alot there….ow ow! : )
anonymous, apparently you don’t know how this works on a man. if it looks bulgy on a man, all ball. You know what balls are?
translation of Simon’s comments to Danny: your performance sucked, but we’ve already picked you for the finals, so please everyone vote for him so we don’t look like idiots.
did anyone else think the tension between Kris and Danny during their duet was AWKWARD? looks like they hate eachother and can’t stand sharing the same stage. compare that to adam and allison’s love fest during their duet.
kris is such a douche
can’t continue reading after “i hate the beatles”….WHAT?!?!…dudes performance was horrible.. some people u don’t cover…zeppelin and the beatles being 2 of those…dude screaming aerosmith mad me want to cry..
i actually liked adam, allison and kris. especially adam and allisons duet. hate danny dorkwad!!! i love this site. started hating idol last season and it has gotten worse than i thought it ever could this season.
I thought everyone last night sucked. I know I know I know I’m going to hell for saying this, but I didn’t thing A&A’s duet was too bad, OMG, I’m sorry. But anyway, the way those judges just so blatantly kiss Adam’s ass in unbefreakinglievable. My God, they don’t even try and cover it up a bit. All four of them strap on their knee pads, get down on their knees and kiss Adams lily white pimply freaking ass right in front of the whole country. Even Simon. He used to be my favorite, but it looks like he’s selling out too. He never kissed any contestants ass before, what’s up with that? What’s in it for him to pimp Adam? Oh, yeah, I know, the almighty dollar. Well, Simon sucks, Paula (well, at least Paula praises the others, too) is Paula, what’s her name with the big ears sucks, and Randy is just one big huge suck, like 70 $5 footlongs of suck. The year that that spasmodic untalented gray haired freak Taylor Hicks won was the same year I told myself I would NEVER watch this crap again, if that’s what American passes for talent then count me out. Oh, why didn’t I stick to that? Now I gotta watch the A-Hole that is Adam win. And if he does win, hopefully he’ll go the way of most of the other AI winners…into obscurity.
The song choices this week were terrible BUT – Adam was great this week. Of course, I loved RIng of Fire – so my judgement may be questionable. Still, even he could have chosen a better song. A newer one at least. I know the show is trying to cater for an older average age group (apparently 43 is the average age and IQ of the Idol viewer) but I’m not sure even Paula was born when Led Zep was around. And did I hear right, Danny & Kris did Styx? Fark me. That was horrible. So was the Adam doing slow ride with his little sister. Are you sure this show is PG? I didn’t think Kris was so bad this week. At least the song was recognisable. But the rest. Yick. And Kara totally looked like that drugged up chick from Nightmare on Elm Street 3. I assume that was deliberate or that she was actually in Nightmare on Elm Street 3. Oh and Paula, do you really need to bring the girls out every single week? Those puppies look like they need a bit of a lift. Nice things to say? At least the show only goes for an hour!
The only reason Glambert is being blown by the judges is that all of America’s homos and dykes will watch the show this year and next . Sadly no good Negroes to prop up so they go with the queer.
Alison has major porcine features. She reminds me of Shreks wife. Forget her name. You know who I am talking about.
I made my grand appearence last nite in those hideous striped pants!!!
Surprised Adam didnt sing . . . wait for it . . . “QUEEN”! Aaaaaaaaaaah! Ah! Ah! Get it?
Yea I know, I was thinking of that one all day : (
I think Adam snuck in Danny’s mouth the night before from the sound of that last note in “Dream On” Yikes!!!
It should be interesting to see who goes home tonight.
You all are unintelligent and mean spirited. Now I understand the character on Week End UpDate on SNL. The dumb chick who reviews movies and doesn’t know anything about them. All she does is rag on the actors for no reason. You all need to get out of your mom’s basement and get some fresh air. Then maybe you will have a chance to amount to something besides narrow minded nobodies with absolutely no future in sight.
I like it down here in my mom’s basement, thank you very much.
douchebag
I’ve been yelled at on this site for being rude to adam-haters, so to you people is it NOT considered “rude” to wish the idol stage’s broken part fell on adam and broke all of his bones? yeah you people are just so amazing with your “witty” comments. pathetic. Either way all the contestants suck accept for Adam. Danny Gokey makes my ears bleed.
I’ll agree, whoever said that last night, that was wrong. Wishing bodily harm on anyone is not cool.
That being said, Nikki, you are annoying, aren’t you? I thought you went away? Also, it’s EXCEPT for Adam, not ACCEPT. Uggg, the intelligence of your typical Adam fan. Now, run off to your room and go watch Twilight again on your little Hello Kitty TV and portable DVD player.
Hey MoreClassThenAnyOfYou I would get out of your moms basement but then she would find another cock to put in her mouth. : ( (and i like how warm it feels in there)
Nikki U keep cumming back here like your hungry for tha cock! Huh Huh! ; )~
Dafeeil, I love you.
Its either going to be “Orgasm Face” Chris, or “Swine Flu” Allison. As for me I’ll be safe in between Adams legs tonight! Yummy!!!
My girlfriend loves Adam and she hated his performance last night. I was glad she finally went through what she puts me through every Tuesday.
She then had the nerve to knock my favorite contestant on AI, Rickey Smith. She said his vibrato was terrible. Any Adam haters out there care to compare vocal talent between Adam and Rickey? He has some videos on youtube.
Cory, I love you too, honey.
The phrase “You guys should just change the channel” should be removed automatically and that person should get violent diahrea.
oh, i make one mistake with my grammar and you attack me. i really should have proof read that. either way, when i said i was going away really what i meant was i was going to stop being extremely rude and control myself better. haha, i know before i was “over the top” but i DO like this site. reason being, that i hate all the rest of the contestants, other than adam. Kris isnt that bad, but the beatles…are untouchable in my book. allison, shes okay but nothing special. and danny, like i’ve said before, makes my ears bleed and my eyes want to explode. him and his wanna-be gangsta bling. PUKE. So, i’ll not comment on adam, unless you express the want to physically harm him, and i’ll only comment on the “point” of the site…hating idol. which i do, it’s fixed and rather annoying but i only watch it for adam.
Ok, Nikki, I won’t be mean to you, I really don’t like being mean to other posters that much unless they really deserve it. All of the contestants, except for Kris (because I think he’s cute), make me want to vomit. Allison isn’t bad, but I see her in about 25 years sitting at the end of a bar at a run down Ho-Jo’s somewhere in New Jersey drinking bottom of the barrel hootch and telling anyone who’ll listen that she almost made it, almost made it big time, and she’s got big hair, too much make-up on and she’s wearing leopard print spandex tights. That, or living in a run down trailer somewhere with 5 kids and another one on the way. Danny, I don’t know, I really don’t have much to say about him, just that he’s dumpy and dorky and seems to have a smug sense of entitlement. Adam, well, if he wins this, what audience is he going to cater to? I certainly can’t see him singing about loving a girl and losing a girl and all the heartbreak in between, which is what all these girls who sit around creaming over him and who love him so much want to hear. I just really don’t know who’s going to go home tonight, but I do know that these judges have been ridiculous this season in their ass kissing. It should be interesting tonight, though.
Well, truthfully I’m realllly do like Kris, he’s just so adorable :). I see you’re point about Adam’s audiences. Thing is, I’m one of those girls that loves his rock ‘n’ roll side, I love his ballads, like “If I can’t have you”, but I absolutely loved “Born to be Wild”. He could do anything, and i’d love it, but that’s just me. I loved your comment on Allison, haha…perfect, and again being me, I’m insanely jealous of her. I wanna be like Adam’s little sis…wait no i dont…how incestuous…okayy sorry. but yeah allsion will have maybe an album or two…thats it. There are people, like, me that cannot get enough of adam. He will sell albums, but still, some people will definatley hate him like i hate danny gokey. if gokey is ever on my radio i will absolutely puke.
Also, I thought I would mention, if he ever DID song a song about loving a “girl” it most definatley wouldn’t be ABOUT a girl…as much as i HATE that fact…i also can joke about it too.
^ Aww, reconciliation is a nice thing.
haha niice Gew.
I feel bad for slash. And Gokey’s high pithed horror movie screech made my blood run cold, my cat fled the room, a glass in my living room broke, and i think i threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Allison, I think we’ve all thrown up in our mouths a bit this season. It’s times like this I miss Tatiana and Norman Whatshisname. Now THAT would have been an American Idol finale, those two battling it out. Oh, Tatiana……..TATIANA…….where are you when I need you?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CzwqwTMvvU
Yeah yeah… despite all that, Adam is still a bloated screechy fugly mess.
Ok, X57!!!!
Thanks for stopping by!!
Sounds like you should know a thing or two about rancid twats!!
Have a nice evening!!
Isn’t it humorous how ALL OF US must be fat, lazy and live in our parents’ basements? I think we all hang out in the same basement?
where the frick is J with the new comments for tonight?
LOL Paula is phoning in this “performance.”
Vomit, really? No honestly he’s not. Insult him in ways that are truthful if you must.
Yes really. I speak nothing but truths. Thank you and good night. I’ll be here all week.
I read this site, and think about the posters, and their fat, lazy asses falling off the chair at their computers . . . X57 your describing yourself!!!!
God. The kind of names u guys keep! This site isn’t PG for sure ;P! Kris is nice because he resembles my boyfriend. And I think Adam won’t have been half as unbearable as he is if he had an iota of humility.
Btw Nikki, Daf wasn’t correcting just ONE grammatical error u made. Its definitely not definAtely.
Adam’s face looks like it’s made of silly putty. TRUTH.
Adam’s face looks like the gods crafted it themselves. TRUTH.
In my opinion. Don’t bash me. Seriously. Cause I didn’t bash Vomit for what he said, I just left another comment, which I belivie to be true. Though obviously all of you don’t, which I’m perfectly okay with :P
Nikki, I’m female.. at least get that correct and you can have your opinion.
P.S. the gods must have crafted that shizz with an ice pick, an ugly stick, and a chainsaw while wearing blindfolds. ZING.
I like to think I’m a pretty good judge of “cute” in a guy. I ain’t seeing it in Adam. I don’t know, unless you think Liza Minelli and Jo Anne Worley are cute guys, because that’s who he reminds me of, but in a more over the top bloated gay kind of way, and both those broads are pretty over the top.
But, I suppose, to each his or her own.
And I wonder what’s taking so long for my little avatar to change. I’m tired of that one of Stewie, I changed it yesterday to a new Stewie and it hasn’t switched yet.
Adam was made for menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com
Well, imagine my surprise, when, I went to menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com, not expecting to actually get to a real website. Fancy that, and those men do look like old lesbians. LOL, I’m sure Rick James was on there. I’m Rick James, Bitch.
Silly Vomit.
LOL i’m pretty sure clay aiken is in there.
“skin tight striped pants that are accentuating his wide ass and nonexistent penis”
alright. i just HAVE to ask, what were you looking at? nonexistent? really…i mean be truthful you could see it practically, not that i’m complaining, and umm yeah there was most definitely ’something’ there. i for one loved those damn pants. and babe be real. he’s totally gotta ‘package’. in my opinion a rather nice one :) though that may not be yours, it’s NOT nonexistant whatever you want to say about it.
I hope your a GIRL talking like that, ADAMLAMBERTLVR1234
I don’t believe this person is genuine. I’m sure it’s a joke.
Nikki-”umm yeah there was most definitely ’something’ there” – “he’s totally gotta ‘package’. in my opinion a rather nice one :)”
The anus is alot deeper than the vagina!!! So gay men really need “something” to get all up in there! And yes I know about this because Im a Doctor.
HAHHAH NAST!
I don’t care if he’s gay. I still love him, and that shouldn’t be a reason to hate him. BUT what I was saying was that he doesn’t have a “nonexistent penis”, he definitely has a penis.
There are some roads I don’t want to travel down, and I think Adam’s Penis Street is one of them, seriously.
Look, which is worse:
A shrieker who can actually sing (even if he chooses to trash every song he sings with hysterically overthetop drag-queenery),
Or an obvious in-the-closet-compensating-it-by-being-a-holy-roller-wife-pimping-douchebag who always sings off-key and always sound like he’s just swallowed a bucket of Simon’s jism.
Seriously, Gokey is just another Clay Aitken in the making. You’ll see, he’ll finally come out (or get outed by being busted in a bus station men’s room) in a couple of years. EVERYTHING about his guy screams gay. (Nothing wrong with being gay, but everything’s wrong with being Gokey).
At least Gaybert is open about who he is. And I seriously believe he’s trashing AI on purpose. Knockkneed sissy pants and all.
Adam’s not doing anything purposely or ironically. He’s playing this game going along with what they want him to do. Give me a break. If he were a legitimate artist with any remarkable talent, he wouldn’t need this stupid ass show. He’s such a poseur douche. I’d rather be tortured by gokey’s fat face for a couple more months than have to endure a failed art school theater program dropout.
Mr. Antichrist- Gaybert isnt saying anything about him being gay. Reporters are asking him this question from left and right. He is saying he isnt into boys or girls and just is into his career! Hes afraid all the drooling bible bangers wont vote for him if he tells them hes gay. Seriously though, with the internet and all those pics of him with his tongue and a dude how could u deny anything.
i think paula is annyoing because she says the same things ovr and ovr again….anyone with me?
IDK, y dont u shut up bcuz if u <3 american idol then y r u on this site? this site is for AMERICAN IDOL HATERS! GET OFF U RETARD
i hate american idol! ALLISON WAS THE BEST [EVEN THO SHE WASNT EVEN THT GOOD] in the top 4 so idk y she gawt voted off! stupid america
paula needs to do the opposite of grow up! thnk god its her last year on idol!
its paulas last year? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER THEY ASKED 4 KARA! THEY NEEDED A NEW JUDGE
Paula rox! i <3 her!
finally…those othr ppl r annoying
lol ya…ok so adam is lik so gross….my friend luvs him and im like WHY DA HEAK??? and she thinks its cuz he sounds lik an angel….more lik the devil 2 me!!!
and i h8 kris…his head is so square shaped.
wheres tatiana and norman gental wen i need em! LOLZ
ikr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TATIANA ROCKED
tatiana was da best no question..and norman was FUNNY DUDE!!! HEARTED HIM
If you asses hate IDOL so much, why the hell do you watch it, retards?
let me ask all of you assholes a question….why the hell if you hate the show so bad why the FUCk do you spend 2 hrs of your week (every week), plus whatever time it takes all of you douchebags to come up with your witty comments, watching the show???? I mean you people talk about the people who like to watch idol have no life, what kind of life do you assholes have? watching a show you “claim” to hate. all of you idiots who frequent this page are probably a bunch of no talent ass clowns who love to pass judgement on others. so what if the people on the show arent beautiful, the last time i checked this was a SINGING contest not a BEAUTY contest. i will never understand why you people continue to watch this show if you hate it that bad, if anything you people are just adding to the ratings.
why dont you people get a life and leave these talented young people alone.
PS I just happened to fall upon this shithole for a website, i feel bad for the people who created this and the people who post on it minute bu minute during the show. it just shows how stupid people really are.
ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Thelma and AI Rocks,
I’ll make this as formal as possible. With all due respect, Go Fuck Yourselves.
Sincerely,
Vomit
Oh God. WHY DO IDOL LOVERS COME HERE?
Get outta here assholes!!
Looks like there’s somebody who likes the name “Dafeedil” so much they decided to use it themselves. That’s ok, there’s a lot of people out there that want to be like me, I understand. You’ll know I’m the real “Dafeedil” because of my avatar.
my question is, if you really hate this show that much, WHY DO YOU WATCH IT? i came hear hoping someone could say when the show will end, and find some REAL haters. i can not name one person on the show, nor do i care enough to try to. whoever made the show up needs to be blown up. if you watch the show then you like it. not one person in thier right mind could handle watching that show for an hour everyday of the week, hating it as much as me, and not puke all over the tv.
Because they don’t hate it,they’re obsessed with Idol and Adam more than actual fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
The so called haters on here are dicks,hating on it yet know all the contestants names and every known detail about them!!!(even this season)i’m certain they tape Idol to watch over and over to recall all details.
For a hate site it’s stupid when the haters stalk the one they detest so much(adam).
If you can’t stand someone as much as these people make out they hate adam,then ya wouldn’t know that persons every move,know by heart interviews they’ve given,watch them on tv,google them to see what they’ve been upto….YOURE A JOKE,find a ‘weloveadam’ site instead people(daf).It isn’t fans on here who are the joke,it’s you.
Like Atruehater,I came here because I can’t stand Idol,yet find this bullshit.