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MATT GIRAUD Voted Off American Idol (4/29/09)

Published on: April 29, 2009 – 8:59 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

Moley Matt was voted off American Idol on tonight’s episode. Again. It was inevitable. All of us here at We Hate Idol hope he enjoys his next 2 years playing carnivals, seedy bars, and church functions. Buh-bye.

Adam was in the bottom 2 with him, so at least America got that much right.

We’ll see you next week!

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  1. dafeedil
    April 29th, 2009

    And don’t forget, like Vomit said, state fairs and department store openings. You know, I don’t really like any of these contestants, but I like Matt 1,000 times better than Adam. At least he got a taste of the bottom 3. I really have a feeling he won’t win this thing the way that all the Adam fantards think he’s going to.

  2. dafeedil
    April 29th, 2009

    ps…and ugggg, that pic of Matt again. Awful, just awful. I want to take a wet washcloth to my computer screen and clean off those teeth of his.

  3. Sahre
    April 29th, 2009

    Bye Matt! And thank GOD Adam is safe!

  4. Vomit
    April 29th, 2009

    Today is a great day. Adam needs to be put in his place at least once. I’m sure it was for show. but oh what was that? Adam sucks? Oh yeah that’s right.

  5. Nikki
    April 29th, 2009

    Thank you Sahre, I totally agree! I was in tears while we were waiting for the results!

  6. Sasha
    April 29th, 2009

    There are MANY websites where people can go and gush about Mr Lambert but they come here. Why? Is there something subliminal in the name of the website “wehateidol” that suggests that it is an underground site for Lambert fans? Or is it more that you people don’t want to compete with others fauning over this man?? I mean please, if you don’t want to hear negative (or even balanced) comments about any of the contestants or judges on American Idol go elsewhere. But do not come here and question our views or our choice to exercise our First Amendment rights. Have a nice day … some place else!

  7. Sahre
    April 29th, 2009

    Hey Sasha, we never said we dont want to hear negative (or even balanced) comments about anything! Why would we be here? I think you’re bitter about something. Oh dear.

  8. Vomit
    April 29th, 2009

    Wow nikki. You’re more pathetic than I originally thought.

  9. Vomit
    April 29th, 2009

    Um sahre have you been reading the comments Adam’s fans leave here?

  10. Sahre
    April 29th, 2009

    Yeah, but I’m a diehard Adam fan, and I dont care. You can have your own opinions.

  11. Sasha
    April 29th, 2009

    Hey Sahre, I’m not the one questioning people’s rights to express their own views remember? You are welcome to express yours here – but don’t expect a lot of people agreeing with you. Oh, and name calling is not an argument. What grade are you in, Honey?

  12. Vomit
    April 29th, 2009

    Then don’t flat out fucking lie and contradict yourself if you expect to be taken seriously.

  13. CORY
    April 29th, 2009

    Back on topic…
    who noticed the LACK OF A MOLE when Matt tried out for Idol?!!? Please go and look..it’s so noticeable.
    And Adam being in the bottom two…HAHAHA.
    You could tell he was completely shocked.
    Maybe, Adam, people noticed the completely over-done performance last night.
    Ugh. His cockiness makes Kanye West look humble.

  14. Sasha
    April 29th, 2009

    How many times has Gokey been in the bottom three?

  15. April 29th, 2009

    I think it’s not a MOLEY.It’s a WART! Moles should be black,or brown.If this ever is a mole,I think it’s cancerous.
    I hate Matt’s teeth.yuck.
    May 4th declared Anoop Day!!Weee!!!!
    I should celebrate it!!!

  16. D33K H34D
    April 29th, 2009

    Matt went home today, but unfortunatly his MOLE will be back next week!

  17. Chrissy
    April 30th, 2009

    Ha! I love this website! Notice how Adam was soooo shocked,
    How could he possibly be in the bottom three?!?
    Get over yourself Adam!!!

  18. dafeedil
    April 30th, 2009

    When I see and hear Adam, I get this sharp stabbing pain that starts down around my foot, burns all the way up my leg, shoots straight up my spine, knocks around my brain stem then explodes inside my head like so many Chinese fireworks. Please, make the pain stop. Make the pain go away.

  19. Erin
    April 30th, 2009

    As many people love adam, I think even more can not stand him. The only way we can get him to lose, is to band together and vote for whoever is up against him in the finale.

    Somebody needs to bring this talentless prick back down to earth.

  20. FlashAndTrash
    April 30th, 2009

    The look on Adam’s face was seriously the best moment all season. His voice has grown on America and is taking over much like Matt’s mole. But damn that was hilarious even though I’m pretty sure it was fixed so that Adam’s fans think he is in danger so that they blow up the votes to make sure he wins.

  21. Biff Hooper
    April 30th, 2009

    I think he wore a hat the last few times just to hide that 3rd eye smack in the middle of his forehead. Someone should tell him removal takes 5 minutes and doesn’t cost very much at all. Hopefully he will get it excised before the IDOL Top 10 tour starts.

    And to think American Idol “outdweebed ” last year’s head dweebs Archuleta and David Cook.

    Jeez the finalists this year are just plain stained.

  22. SoCal Singer
    April 30th, 2009

    FlashandTrash, I completely agree with you. I think Adam being in the bottom two was simply a ploy by Idol producers to guarantee an Adam win. When Ryan announced that he was in the bottom three, I told my husband that they would put him in the bottom two for this very reason. Sure enough, he was in the bottom two.

    Seriously, I cannot stand Adam one bit. He’s not an artist. Hell, he’s not even that good of a singer. He is an actor, a bad broadway actor that screaches and screams but doesn’t sing. He’s 2 minutes of fame are up and he needs to go home. Unfortunately, for some reason people have a love affair with him so I’m pretty confident to say that he’ll certainly win this season, which is a real shame. Idol has officially jumped the shark.

  23. Kaitlin
    April 30th, 2009

    I’m glad Matt is gone OMG!!!! Now pig face & Danny need to leave… and Kris…..I don’t love Adam but I just don’t want anyone else to win.
    Oh jeez, I’m such a loser..!

  24. adam lover
    April 30th, 2009

    you people are insensivtive freaks adam lambert is awesome and he will win. y do u hate him so much he is fantastic and he is sexy so SHUT UPPPPP

  25. Nathalie
    April 30th, 2009

    OMG!! i am soo happy they kicked Matt off but i almost had a heart attack when they announced Adam in the bottom two… i bet all you haters are happy about that even if it didnt last that long but i know you’re definately happy that matt and his mole are gone :P bet you can’t wait for next week.

  26. GNN
    April 30th, 2009

    When Adam was announced in the bottom two I said out loud: “God, if he gets kicked off I’ll become a Christian.”

    My girlfriend gave me the stink eye, and it looks like I’m still agnostic.

    I still find it interesting they let a professional singer into an amature singing competition.

  27. dafeedil
    May 1st, 2009

    LOL, GNN

  28. Vomit
    May 1st, 2009

    Really GNN… I think it’s intersting also… the people who already have “careers” singing that go on this show. They clearly haven’t been able to cut it in the real world and use this show as a desperate attempt at famewhoredom. Hacks.. the lot of ‘em.

  29. Monique
    May 1st, 2009

    Cory,
    We noticed the lack of Matt’s mole during his audition, and quite a few of his performances too. It seemed to pop on and off during the competition. WTF is that thing?

  30. dafeedil
    May 2nd, 2009

    Haha, Cory. Did you ever see the Family Guy episode where the pimple on Chris Griffin’s face comes to life? That’s pretty scary stuff.

    Chris: I don’t want to get rid of my pimple, I like him. He’s my friend. His name is Doug.
    Brian: I just wish I didn’t have to look at it.
    Chris: Well, we have to look at your ANUS all day!
    Stewie:Thank you!

  31. May 2nd, 2009

    People, I’m from India, and we guys have to suffer not one but TWO of a kind AI shows on primetime- American Idol AND Indian Idol, which is even worse, assuming that is possible. But your singers (ha!) have something our guys totally lack- your guys look good on stage. I mean, remember Brooke and Jason and even Bo Bice? Pity us guys. We suffer with two times the shit. Could wehateidol come up with an India offshoot? Do try.

  32. dafeedil
    May 2nd, 2009

    Of course, I googled “Indian Idol”, found the site and took a look at the contenstants. Poor Anjali, I see what you mean, except for this year, not too many AI contenstants look all that hot on stage, either. http://indianidol.sify.com/contestants/

  33. May 3rd, 2009

    Hey! Thanks 4 takin the trouble of checking out the II dweebs, dafeedil. It really is a shame that the country which produced the Mughal court singer Tansen, who, as the legend goes, could light lamps with the power of his voice, and convince the rain Gods 2 bring monsoon, has now degenerated into this hub 4 wannabes and famewhores! Whats more, every single of the 1.28 billion citizens of the world’s largest democracy whip out there mobile fones and vote as though their homes and hearths depended on it…really, i’m sure its the same situation. I’m wondering how tonedeaf could someone be to like Adam Wannabe Homo Lambert. My ears secrete pus when he’s on stage. Thats b4 he even starts to shriek…

  34. dafeedil
    May 3rd, 2009

    LOL, Anjali. Adam causes a lot of peoples ears to fill up with pus. (eeewwww) On your Indian Idol, I clicked on Ananya Mishra’s profile (very pretty girl, btw). In the “about myself” section, she says she’s a very confused person. Could she be confused about the ability to sing?

  35. ALLISON
    May 6th, 2009

    I’m not Allison Irahetta…Adam’s vocals sound like I’m trying to give a cat a bath or a 3 year old is having a tantrum, not anything that I would spend 20 dollars to listen to all the time. On the other hand, he’s better than watching Matt G. and his pimple or mole or whatever it is. It seems kind of odd that it came up in the middle of the season. Kris does the same thing every week and Danny is just trying to make money with LensCrafters. The only half way decent singer on this show is Allison. She has the rocker edge that the show needs. Hopefully she’ll win.

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